[The new article "The Moon I Chewed" has been published. It is still sweet and funny. Please collect it! ]
Copywriting one:
A famous person once said that as a person.
To dress like a cook, your face should be shiny and you should be able to hold it up and put it down.
Question: How to break out of being a liar?
Answer: To dress up as a liar, you have to spout fragrance and coax everyone to count their money for you.
Copywriting 2:
Everyone in Hangzhou City doesn't know that Li Xiaojun has been wandering around the West Lake for many years, and the big backer behind him is the prefect He Yu.
Some people even threatened that as long as He Yu does not die, the Spring Festival Club founded by Li Xiaojun will not collapse! One day, all the gold and silver in the city of Hangzhou will flow into Li Xiaojun's pocket.
One day, He Yu accidentally heard about it and was so shocked that his jaw was broken. "Check! Who is spreading this idea that the domineering prefect fell in love with her (shamelessly)?"
A long time later.
Li Xiaojun was taken to the prefect's Yamen.
Li Xiaojun: That day, when I had my first menstrual period, I was so painful that I couldn't bear to die. You cried so hard that my heart broke. I think since you care about me so much, I have to give you some response...
He Yu: That day, I was blinded by the wind and sand.
Li Xiaojun: Do you really still remember that day?
He Yu: ... So, the correct answer should be to forget which day?
① Spring Festival: An organization of entertainers, including fortune telling, acrobatic storytelling, selling medicine and treating diseases, etc.
② Overhead.
Purpose: Safety is the first need for people to solve their food and clothing problems. They must recognize their own ordinaryness, love themselves and then love others.
