That day, I was delivering love breakfast to the boy I had a crush on, and suddenly I was forced to install a [Jinjiang Audit System]
At that time, I handed over the love breakfast, and the voice that suddenly rang in my mind made my hand shake, and I accidentally touched the back of the boy's hand...
This damn "skin-to-skin contact" made me spurt out a mouthful of blood on the spot!
At the same time, a crazy system warning sounded in my mind: Forbidden! Prohibit! Contact below the neck is prohibited! ! !
What the hell? ? ?
Since then, my life has undergone earth-shaking changes——
Being hugged by my best friend after a long separation...
System: Warning! Warning below the neck!
Chew a crisp cucumber...
System: Warning! Stream of consciousness warning!
Sometimes when walking on the road, I will vomit blood for no reason...
System: Warning! Sexual Suggestion Warning!
I was puzzled: Could you please tell me if I could have any sexual implications by walking? ? ?
System: The male protagonist is looking at the gift you gave him and is distracted, which is a sexual suggestion.
I:? ? ? What the hell is the male protagonist? ? ?
System: It's not a ghost, it's the man you have been secretly in love with for three years and will work with for the rest of your life.
Three years of secret love...
Oh, Yan You...
I think I should change my choice of male protagonist, otherwise if I keep vomiting blood like this, let alone a lifetime of working together, I'm afraid I will die in the middle...
System: Bah! A new male protagonist is being created...
Drop! The new male protagonist Shao Mo is abstinent, mysophobic, hates and consciously stays away from all female creatures, which is in line with the host's survival needs.
Me: This is not a match, this is simply tailor-made! I decided that he is the hero!
[The text will be in the third person]
[It should be a joyful and sweet article, with a setting of the crematorium for chasing your wife]
[Here's another template copywriting for the crematorium for chasing your wife]
Yan You was 100% sure that Luo Qingya was just playing hard to get, and even made a bet with his friend: "It won't take more than a week, and the 'Love Breakfast' will come back sooner or later."
Friend hahaha: "It won't last for a week, I guess I won't be able to hold on for three days!"
Three days later, Yan You and his friends saw Luo Qingya and Shao Mo entering and leaving the library together...
Friend: "It's okay, she didn't give Shao Mo a love breakfast..."
Yan You: "..."
A week later, Yan You and his friends saw Luo Qingya going to Shao Mo's house...
Friend: "It's okay..."
Yan You: "It's okay! Something big happened!"
Jinjiang review system prompts: High school students are prohibited from falling in love.
The high school part of this article is purely for primary school chickens to entertain themselves and novice chickens pecking each other. There will be no out-of-bounds behavior under the supervision of the system.
[The last tip for survival: I really didn't mean to hack Jinjiang's review system, but if I want to write an article, I have to make the review system a little exaggerated, otherwise the more realistic prohibited content will be really failed to pass the review, so I can only make up a stricter system to facilitate writing, hope you understand_(:з∠)_]
Concept: There is no absolute freedom, and you can still dance gracefully while wearing shackles