Matthew didn't expect that returning to the old house would open the door to the new century for him.
A curly-haired man appeared in the grocery store. It was said... That he was the Dharma King supported by his family's ancestors;
The white cat raised by the old couple next door is said to be the protector of the village;
A tall and strong man covered in corpse wax, it is said... That he was the former housekeeper of his family;
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In addition, there are the physical Buddha in the temple, Duan Gong who has fallen into the shadow, and the little girl who followed him at night...
Matthew: Wait, isn't it true that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it's not allowed to become a sperm?
Everyone: We are not spirits, we are just non-human beings.
Matthew:? ? I believed your evil deeds!
Forget it, the Dharma King who is said to be protecting their family not only wants to suck his essence mouth to mouth, but also stretches it out! Tongue! Head!
Matthew: I xx you xx
Wei Feng: Stop scolding. It will be silenced anyway and I won't be able to hear you. Why not save your energy? I'm afraid you will be sucked dry later.
Matthew: Wait, aren't you supposed to be sucked dry?
Wei Feng: ... If you want to do this, I can't.
Matthew: No, don't come over, that's not what I meant————
ps: 1. This article does not involve any religion
2. This article does not involve any ethnic group
3. This article is not based on research
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