The new article "Advising Taoist Priests not to meddle in other people's business" is welcome to collect!
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The coward Ai Ling died for the first time in his life when he acted bravely. When he woke up, he found that he had traveled to a dangerous and desolate planet.
The system told her that her only mission was to kill the big devil.
Ai Ling thought for a while: "What will happen if I don't kill him?"
"The planet will be destroyed in a hundred years."
"Oh, haha! Okay, I'll kill, let me rest first!"
Unable to stop after this break, Ai Ling started looking for water, planting land, cutting firewood, building houses, and growing flowers...
Until one day, she met a member of the opposite sex who was injured and about to die. Ai Ling immediately rescued him and took him home.
The man was cold and weird at first and didn't speak much, but later he took the initiative to help her.
Find ores that can make plants grow quickly, monsters that are easy to tame, fruit trees that can grow bread...
It's when the system starts to become abnormal.
Ai Ling: "System, don't be anxious or angry. Tell me the location of the Demon King and I'll let the man kill him!"
System: "Well... Front, back, left."
The man glanced.
System: "No."
Audiences across the universe who were concerned about Xi Killer's plan were all upset at this moment:
[I'm convinced, what are they doing?
[Hey, this is the 11806th batch of clones. Number 5 of this batch is simply a shame for Blue Star Gene.
Three months later, Ai Ling continued to receive many packages from the sky, all of which were the materials she needed to build the manor.
Attached is a note: The most noble sister No. 5, Please give us delicious food.
Xi Killer Plan live broadcast barrage:
[Ah, what kind of magical barbecue is this? I want to change it again.
[Vampire tribe, get out of here. The barbecue belongs to my Warcraft tribe. You can exchange it for your milk tea.
[Putting the lid on the pot, don't Ni Meng think the scene of He Xi protecting her in his arms is a bit sweet?
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[Hey, wake up, does anyone else remember what we went to do on the 5th? If He Xi doesn't die, everyone will be doomed!
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New article "Persuading Taoist Priests not to meddle in other people's business" Dear friends, please use your cute little hands to collect it~
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Everyone said that Zhijian was a "disaster star".
Only Zhijian knows clearly that the real "disaster" is his sister Zhimo.
As long as she cries, all kinds of bad things will happen.
Orimi hated her so much that he decided to give her away.
He put a sweet smile on his face and held back the gentlest voice: "Mo Bao, if a good family is willing to adopt you, you can eat candies!"
Without any precaution, the younger sister opened her mouth and let out a "Wow!" That echoed through the sky.
When Zhi Jian's eyes darkened, he... Traveled through time.
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The Yu Kingdom is cursed and evil spirits are rampant.
If you want to break the curse, you must find the holy objects dropped by the ancient gods.
Yan Ji, a Taoist disciple, became suspicious of two strange sisters on his way to search for holy objects.
He grabbed his sister and threatened the girl: "Little demon, please hand over your weapons, or else we will take her away."
The girl thought for a while and said, "I advise the Taoist Master not to meddle in other people's business."
Yan Ji sneered: "I insist on taking care of it!"
The girl quickly found a box of instant noodles from her backpack and threw it to him: "Thank you, this is your reward."
Yan Ji:? ? ?
My little sister has a small mouth and is about to cry again...
From then on, the little Taoist priest's biggest task was to coax the dumplings!
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Orimi, who got rid of the disaster star as he wished and returned to the original world easily: What? Haunted? !
This... "Ahem, what is that, little Taoist priest, ah, this knight, I have a good place to help you quickly improve your cultivation. I wonder if you are interested? Hey~"
Intention: Survive the night and welcome the light.
Reader comments
Dear, how are you mentally?
"Mom, you are going to have a father." Help hahahahahahahaha
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Dear, how are you mentally?
"Mom, you are going to have a father." Help hahahahahahahaha
... This gorilla scholar, as soon as he speaks, reminds people of the ancient scumbag scholar who tricked an inexperienced goblin into sleeping on the bed.