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Three days of flowing water and a cup of immortality made Sui Mingyu a hundred years late in taking up the throne. As a result, the Tupingshan Temple was dilapidated and the incense was cut off. The Emperor of Heaven was furious and knocked her down to earth, so that she could revive the Tupingshan Temple and restore the incense to its peak.
After descending to earth, Sui Mingyu made some rough calculations. He built temples, built roads and cable cars, and bought fans for publicity. It was a lot of money!
She had to make money quickly, but she had no other skills except a little bit of metaphysics.
Recently, a live broadcast room suddenly popped up on the Strawberry Live APP that said "Mountain Gods tell fortunes, no money is allowed". At first, netizens called her for engaging in feudal superstition and Internet fraud. Later -
Netizen 1: Mountain God, which of my three sons can inherit the family wealth and bring glory to the family?
Sui Mingyu: Whose family do you want to shine on?
Netizen 1: No need to ask, of course it belongs to my family.
Sui Mingyu: Oh, then none of them can shine on the lintel of your family. They are not your biological children.
Netizen 1: Impossible, absolutely impossible!
Three days later, a hot search on Weibo revealed that the richest man announced that he was getting divorced and that he wanted none of his three sons.
Netizen 2: Mountain God, look at what date my son and his girlfriend will get married and live a happy life with many children and grandchildren.
Sui Mingyu: Are you sure you want a family full of descendants?
Netizen 2: Of course, it has been passed down to three generations in my family.
Sui Mingyu: Oh, you may be disappointed, these two birth dates are for men.
Netizen 2: Impossible, I have seen that girl, she is so handsome.
The next day, the new generation idol and the youngest actor was forced to come out because his parents were urging him to get married.
Netizen 3: Mountain God, look at which area my daughter is more talented in music, painting, dancing, singing and performing?
Sui Mingyu: Any talent in any area is useless. Your daughter will not survive tonight.
Netizen 3: What did you say? I want to file a complaint against you!
Sui Mingyu: If you call the police now, your daughter still has a chance to survive.
The next day, the police reported a case of attempted kidnapping. The nanny attempted to kidnap the owner's four-year-old daughter. Fortunately, the owner returned home in time and called the police in advance. During the interview, the owner repeatedly thanked Sui Mingyu.
Later——
Sui Mingyu didn't spend a penny. The Tuping Mountain Temple is magnificent, the mountain road is full of pedestrians, dozens of cable cars go up and down, and the incense is very good.
Intention: To be the number one scholar in three hundred and sixty lines