Pure romance version:
They first met eight years ago
She is eight years old and he is eleven years old
She always loves to be by his side and listen to him talk
Chatting online eight years later
She is sixteen and he is nineteen
He said to her: "I liked you."
Funny version:
Hostess: What? Like me? It's amazing~ In fact, I also liked you
What? Still like me now? This, are you kidding me?
What? Are you going to see me? He also said that you must see me again in your life. Brother, please be polite. Didn't you see that I have goosebumps all over the floor?
What? Why is it so vulgar! You thought it was eight o'clock soap operas and romance novels! Don't think I will take what you say seriously. I didn't expect you to be so glib eight years later. You have to know that I am no longer the same person I was then, so it's not me you like, and it's not you I like!