A big news has been circulating in No. 17 Middle School recently: the feared school bully Qin Shaoyou is back!
The students discussed with great interest the feats of this school bully during his student days: causing an explosion of omega pheromones in the whole school during the split, repelling the troublemaking gangsters with one against ten, dating dozens of omegas at the same time, etc.
Qin Shaoyou, who was playing iron in the PE group: ... I just want to be an ordinary PE teacher.
Teacher Jiang Yan from the opposite Chinese language group appeared to refute the rumors: I don't know anything else, but the day he split did not cause the whole school's omega pheromones to go out of control. I was the only victim:-)
A few years ago, Jiang Yan was admitted to a normal school that only admitted beta students by mistake. He managed to graduate by relying on his superb acting skills.
He did not expect that his pretending career would encounter a waterloo in his first month of work——
After casually rescuing an alpha student who was undergoing differentiation in the gym, Jiang Yan became allergic to the other person's pheromones.
After hiding in the bathroom with a red face and injecting himself with a suppressant, Jiang Yan was laughed at by this straight boy student: Teacher, your face looks like a pig's head.
What's even more suffocating is that four years later, the alpha student who almost failed to pretend to be B came back and became his colleague.
In order to rectify the school spirit and discipline and strictly crack down on the problem of puppy love, No. 17 Middle School set up a special investigation team to patrol places with high incidence of puppy love such as Lover's Hill and groves. The director of the Moral Education Department even issued harsh words: Catch a couple and punish the pair.
However, the director of the Moral Education Department squatted in the woods for three days and three nights, and only found two disheveled teachers.
The director of the Moral Education Department roared: Teacher Qin! Teacher Jiang! Please pay attention to the impact!
Food guide: abo, main attack, logic-dead cookie.
Demining: Under the age of 22, the attacker is 26 years old and the victim is 26 years old.
[Highlight] There is no teacher-student relationship between attack and reception.
Small Theater 1
The members of the track and field team of No. 17 Middle School discovered that their coach, Teacher Qin, would always disappear for an hour a day.
Then they discovered Teacher Qin who had turned into a Wang Fu Stone under the window of Class 2 (3) of High School.
Teacher Jiang in the window held a book in his hand and read loudly: "When the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win countless things in the world." Teacher Qin outside the window showed a mesmerized look.
The members of the track and field team were preparing to comfort their coach who was suspected of having unrequited love. The bell rang. Teacher Jiang walked out of the classroom, handed his thermos cup to Teacher Qin, and said with a smile: "You have worked hard leading the students to train. Let's have a sip of wolfberry tea."
Track and field team member: Excuse me, it turns out the clown is actually one of us.
Small Theater 2
A post like this appeared on the homepage of a well-known AO forum: Help! How can I tell if my wife is allergic to my pheromones?
First floor: Fight fire with fire, just kiss more.
The original poster replied: Okay, thank you brother, I will try it!
There is a reply below: Don't believe the original poster! The grass on the grave of the last brother who did this is already two meters high!
Three months later, the poster showed up again and sent a big red envelope to the brother on the first floor: Personal test worked! Thank you so much brother!
Concept: Love goes both ways.