"Fuck, what kind of junk software? That's it? How dare you let people see this kind of thing?"
"Beep beep beep"
"What the hell, what does beep beep beep mean? I pay to watch something for people's entertainment, and you make me pay to watch this thing!"
"I'll fuck your uncle"
Touch ---
"What's wrong with my computer? Why is it so attractive? No, I'm about to be sucked in! Is anyone here to save me?"
"Fuck you junkware..."
"Is this here?"
Intention: The two of us will never be separated for the rest of our lives, okay?