[Friend, are you interested in falling in love?
[Sorry, I'm not interested in uncle.
The arrogant, poisonous-tongued cat-like boy who is addicted to the Internet and the gentle and delicate humorous and dramatic wolf-like boss.
[Now a piece of entertainment news]:
Song Xiao, the degenerate god, traveled through time. He became a team leader who was incompetent at everything and ranked first in food. His professional ability was far outstripped, and he was also very unlucky. He could fall flat when he walked. Moreover, while others were busy rehearsing, singing, and dancing for endorsements, he was busy working, and even his teammates couldn't help complaining that he ate too much.
However, the consequences of not rehearsing well will naturally be disastrous, with no endorsements, no commercial performances, and even no money to eat! ! !
Song Xiao heard this: "What? If you don't have money to eat, you can tolerate other things, but you can't tolerate this!"
One day, netizens suddenly discovered that there was something wrong with Song Xiao, the internet-addicted team leader who had accomplished nothing and was a loser. He had actually started a career? !
Song Xiao was interviewed by reporters.
Reporter: "Hello, what made you start working hard and actively participating in rehearsals?"
Song Xiao: "Well,,,, other people work hard to make money in order to get rich and reach the peak of life, but I am different. I work hard to make money so that I can have enough to eat and fill my stomach!"
Netizen: "Oh, is this true? It's just to fill your stomach? Who are you kidding? Isn't it enough for you to eat when you earn so much money?"
Song Xiao accepted the endorsement.
Netizen: "That's it? Does he deserve it? Don't tarnish our eyes, okay? What rubbish, please return it to me. If I had known he was the endorser, I wouldn't have bought it!"
Song Xiao's game live broadcast.
During a live broadcast of a game, Song Xiao was reported by her teammates to have hung up because she was too obsessed with cooking, and she became a trending headline on Weibo.
Since then, he seems to have discovered a business opportunity, doing both cooking and live streaming. His career has soared as he has always been at the bottom of the list in terms of performance.
Netizen: "I have never found that my brother has this kind of skill. Can you just raise your expectations? I look forward to my brother's next live broadcast to give you a surprise!"
Netizen: "Ahhhhh! My brother is so handsome. He looks so good even when he is eating. He is indeed my brother!"
Netizen: "Song Xiao is my husband! My husband Tie Tie! The way my husband looks at cooking is so handsome."
Song Xiao took the iced drink he had just taken out of the refrigerator and drank hard at the camera, his Adam's apple moving up and down in the hazy night.
Overnight, the live broadcast room instantly gained 300,000 followers! ! !
Song Xiao instantly attracted countless fans with her face and the way she worked with him.
Note: 1v1, the whole process is humorous and funny~
The content of this article is purely for comedy and entertainment, please do not imitate~
This article is all based on imagination and has nothing to do with the real world. It is inspired by the star-chasing material life~
Intention: What you do is not as important as what you do! ! !