[Gintama] All Requests Are Answered

The day I opened my eyes, I remember nothing. The miko who woke me up handed me a black notebook with a hopeful look on her face. She said, if I want to restore my memory, I need to—— Me: "I understand, let's become the KAMI of the new world and welcome a beautiful new society, right?" Witch: "?" Miko: "... Ah, no, what you need is to respond and fulfill other people's wishes." Me: "..." Great, it turns out that I am not the protagonist of "○○ Notes", but the holy grail of character setting, Xu○. ** ——The so-called wishes are people's expectations from the bottom of their hearts and the truest reflection of their desires at that time. I can't remember who said this. "KAMI of the new world, ah no, Seven Dragons, the all-powerful Holy Wishing Machine, let's discuss it." The silver-haired natural curly raised a finger to me and said seriously: "How about you satisfy Ah Yin's lifelong free strawberry parfait, and I will give you everything the gods want?" "Perfect, Gintoki-san." I applauded the little seal, "I didn't know you had such high expectations for me. So you think I have the power to beat the dessert shop owner." Sakata Gintoki: "..." Sakata Gintoki: "So what's the use of you!! Where's the promised almighty Holy Grail machine?!" "The only purpose is probably to ensure that after the dessert shop owner takes action, he will kneel down and beg me not to fall?" "It's so weak!!" "You just know." "Tsk, okay, okay, Ah Yin will suffer a little loss." The silver-haired young man smacked his lips. He scratched the hair on the back of his head and looked at the scenery outside the window. After struggling for a while, he squeezed out the next sentence: "In other respects, you can really respond to requests, right?" I immediately showed a wary look: "... I won't promise you anything." Sakata Gintoki's expression was ferocious: "You're not going to let me, Ayin, look at the pot all my life but not be able to eat, are you?" "Huh?" I uttered a confused monosyllable, "I mean you asked me to cook and I can't do it well no matter what." Sakata Gintoki: "..." Me: "Is there anything else?" Sakata Gintoki: "..." I don't know why the person in front of me suddenly covered his face and whispered something. Me: "Gintoki?" "... I said I can do the cooking!" Ah, I am so angry. ** The omnipotent house that can do anything and the (rookie) god who can help you realize any wish (by yourself) are roughly this story. ** Not a serious fan. ——Already seen Aru. ByYe Rabbit There are useless and unnecessary settings. ——It's completely obvious, it's so obvious that it doesn't need to be explained. By glasses. Intention: This is not Gintama!