Mountain God Xiaozu Is Three and a Half Years Old [Metaphysics]

Rumor has it that Ji Jing, a washed up and has-been artist, accepted a role in a psychic variety show in order to show his face on camera. Celebrities go to fortune telling? I'm afraid it's not a joke. The sunspots caught wind of this and took action. Everyone squatted down to broadcast live, preparing to cause a wave of blackmail on the entire network. - Ji Jing's company accepted a psychic variety show for him. He comes from a family of heavenly masters, but he actually doesn't understand numerology at all. In order not to pay high liquidated damages, he had no choice but to start a live broadcast to tell people's fortunes. "The horoscope is prosperous and the fortune will be prosperous. What a good appearance!" The fortune teller smiled disdainfully: "That's it?" Just when Ji Jing was mocked in public for not coming to the stage. "More than that-" a squealing voice came from beside the camera. "Your forehead is dark, your nasolabial folds are deep, and the corners of your mouth are down, which is bad luck. My dear grandson, have you forgotten what I taught you again?" Black men: Good grandson? Never heard of Ji Jing and grandma? The next moment. In front of the camera, a little girl wearing a goatee and a short skirt climbed onto Ji Jing's lap. She sat down properly and pressed the hem of her skirt with her little hands. The black men exploded. ：You call a milk baby grandma? : Laughing, this is a good way to get out of position. ：A fool is a fool. Ji Jing ignored the barrage, hugged Ji Yuanyuan tightly and sighed helplessly: "Grandma, sit still and don't fall." Netizens don't believe it. He didn't want to believe it either. But this person in his arms is really his aunt from his ancestors, and the deeds he has done would shock the world now. The fortune teller had a sullen face: "You said I am unlucky just because I am unlucky? What does it mean for a child to lie to others?" Ji Yuanyuan's face turned into a pufferfish in anger: "That's not all, your Chinese bone statue has the skin of the Japanese country. This kind of appearance is now called..." She thought of the anti-Japanese drama she watched recently. She covered her mouth with her little hand and her eyes widened in surprise: "Oh, it turns out that uncle, you... Are a traitor." Fortune teller:! ! ! Ji Yuanyuan clapped her fingers and said distressedly: "In three hours, he will sell the information he collected. Once this happens, the National Games of China will be affected. Police Susu, we must catch the bad guys!" The black men are even more contemptuous. "Traitor? A joke." "Is it fake?" "Ji Jing has really gone out of his way, so he relies on this method to attract traffic." "It's nonsense. Even the great Celestial Masters of the Qing Dynasty cannot calculate this concretely. Don't accuse good people wrongly by making nonsense." "The little girl is only three or four years old, right? She can't learn well at such a young age, so she comes out and imitates others' lies? Ji Jing should teach more children." Soon after. The police issued a warning. Regarding the incident involving Wang, which has attracted the attention of the entire Internet, he has been arrested and brought to justice for excessive collection of Chinese intelligence and involving the secrets of the Chinese research institute. Netizens: Awesome! Netizens: Is it worse than Mr. Wang? Who would have thought that a traitor's skin would fall off just by telling his fortune? On that day, the traffic of the psychic program exploded, and netizens crowded their heads to watch the three-year-old fortune teller Ji Yuanyuan. ：Can Big Star Ji give way? It blocked my view of my sister-in-law's face. ：Okay, okay, big star, just ask my aunt to tell me a fortune, and you will have whatever resources you want. : My sister-in-law, we just sent a photo shoot by Givenchy for our grandson. What do you think? Ji Jing, who had not had any publicity for a year, felt at a loss when he received invitations from various big-name directors and cooperation calls from various front-line big names. Others relied on rich women to obtain resources, but he relied on his three-and-a-half-year-old great-aunt to become a top-notch person? Intention: self-improvement, self-reliance, self-love