The Famous Mermaid Doesn't Cry in Scenes
爆红人鱼不演哭戏
by Mu Lingwu (木令吾)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 133k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 5y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Jiang Haiyue has been strange since she was a child. When she cries, she only howls and never sheds tears. While walking on the street, she was approached by a talent scout because she was too beautiful, and he was told that he would send her to become an idol. During the period of idol transformation, he tried to become an actor, but he couldn't perform crying scenes, and his manager was worried about his bald head. Jiang Haiyue was distressed. If she couldn't cry, she could only be a vase with eye drops for acting. [Emergency online help TOT] No one came to help her, but a bunch of strange creatures appeared. Ao Long, the little golden dragon who brings wind and rain: "Here you go, your remote automatic tear replenisher." # Theater Jiang Haiyue was worried: "You have been following me. What will happen if it rains all over the country?" Ao Long touched his head: "Nowadays, technology is advanced and there is artificial rainfall. I am only responsible for bringing down your tears." New article: [Ghosts see sorrow and dodder flowers strangle the boss] Xia Gantang has been sick since he was a child and has rarely socialized. He knows nothing about business and politics. He is a dodder under the protection of the Gu family. Gu Qiheng held a high position, was noble and indifferent, but he gave up the strong alliance with a famous lady and chose to focus on Gu Xia Gantang, a little white flower. Everyone said that it must be because she was sensible and sensible that she asked him to take care of her. Gu Qiheng looked at the evil-minded men around her and thought, if he didn't show mercy, then who would protect her? Why not just... "How about being my Mrs. Gu?" He can let her choose expensive pearls and emerald clothes, and let her become an artist without any worries. Just to hear her soft words: "Brother Qiheng." Xia Cuscuta Gantang nodded gently and smiled. Delicate and gentle, gentle and well-behaved. Behind him, he put away the hundred-meter demon sword that made demons and ghosts frightened and Xuanmen burst into tears. Covering his mouth, he burped lightly. Today's Yuanyang Hot Pot, ah no, it's Yuanyang Guigui. It tastes really good and makes you full. Gu Qiheng's eyes were full of adoration: She is so cute, I want to protect her. The Xuanmen masters trembled, with subtle expressions. Pray for Gu Yong and good luck. ! ! ! ! Are these pre-collections exciting? ]! ! ! ! [[Click on the column to add it to your favorites~(=^‥^)ノ]] Pre-collection 1 [The female supporting role has to work three plot jobs] Yin Panlu especially loves bloody novels. My favorite part is "Women don't play with fire." In the later stage, "she ran away, he chased her, and neither he nor she could fly." It's best to add "You're just a substitute." And "I'll give you five million and leave my fiancé." And the "Sister won't be angry, right?" Plot. Sour and refreshing! Come on! Without these, she won't look! One day. Yin Panlu wears it and becomes a female supporting role who has money and leisure but no intention. Comes with a [three-in-one female matching system] System: Move! We are short of manpower and you are extremely busy! Flip the script. Script No. 1: Fishing for big green tea, allowing the male and female protagonists to separate and reunite. Script No. 2: Bai Yueguang is scheming and abuses the heroine's heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys. Script No. 3: The fiancée of a rich family is slapped in the face by the heroine. System: This is your schedule, check it. Quick, quick, quick! Do it quickly! Day 1 [6:00] Operation No. 1 Persona: Send a good morning to the male protagonist and share photos of kittens picked up on the roadside. Note: Cats cannot be thrown away, there will be a follow-up plot. [6:05] Operation No. 2 Character: Updated flight ticket photos, hinting at the second male lead picking up the plane. Note: You must board the plane, there will be subsequent plot. [6:15] Operation No. 3 Character: Doing Pilates on the balcony of a 300-meter mansion, embarrassing the maid (the third heroine). Note: Start on time, there will be a follow-up plot. ……… … … Yin Panlu:? Question: Am I controlling three numbers in three games? System: no, one person per number. Question: Can the system provide teleportation service? System: no, no superpowers. Yin Panlu:...... How can a cat picked up temporarily get on a plane? Arriving at the balcony of the mansion so soon after boarding the plane! ! Don't you think your schedule is very busy? ! ! System: This is your business, start taking advantage of the plot points! [If you don't step on the plot checkpoint, you will end up dead. Yin Panlu:...... Slowly slumped down, becoming a salty fish of despair. The male protagonist's nemesis is Li Hengzhou, a script professional. He grabbed the salted fish and stuffed it into the helicopter. He strapped her to his chest and pulled off his helmet. "Time is of the essence, let's parachute away!" The cabin door opens. Yin Panlu's face changed in the face of the wind: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh why do you have to work three jobs even though you are wearing a book? Mission: Help each other and create a better future.