Dear Feifei, the game has started again
You complained that I ruined your childhood, your youth, and... Your future.
I answer: go to bed early and get up early, get married early and have children early.
You burst into tears accusing me of getting your exam questions wrong
I said I am so upright that I am ashamed of myself...
You say you yearn for the beautiful story of Butterfly Lovers and Butterfly Lovers
I said Liang Shanbo is dead and Zhu Yingtai is also dead.
You said you were destined to be fucked by me from now on.
If I say it, I'll have to pay it back sooner or later.
You said I'm sanctimonious and I'm the ultimate S body
I said it turns out that Miss Feifei likes my rough side
You said you wanted to hear me say something touching
I said that the person I love is a beautiful woman. One day, she will come to marry me riding a big seven-color dinosaur. I can see her mount, but not her. . .
You said you don't love me anymore and want to break up
I told you not to say it twice. If you say it twice, I will believe it.
You said you don't love me anymore and want to break up
I said you would come to my house in the middle of the night to make me a midnight snack, and you would get up early and wait in the long queue to buy me big buns.
You don't love me? Pooh!
Xiaobai + black belly,
The male is older and the younger is younger. The male is an outstanding genius, but the female is still a novice. It's an old story. People who come in after reading the title will definitely feel cheated. Well, actually, it's not cruel...
Thanks to the black group friends!
Thanks to Xiaomi Kaka who tirelessly tweets
Thank you for accompanying me
Anyway, I am very grateful to you now
Come and taste it!
Come and watch the fun, la la la