This article ended on May 18th.
There's another column below! : "Zai Zai's Book"
In addition, the articles written by gay friends are recommended at the bottom: "A traveler opened a travel agency" and "Gravity stopped thinking today"
Copywriting:
It was supposed to be a good retirement life, with a little assistant to help, but why did he end up being entangled by a black mud spirit?
Yan Zhi:... Gui Deng, can I apply to terminate the mission? It's too difficult.
Gui Deng: No, please hold on.
Dazai Osamu: Yan Zhi ~ Do you want to die for love together ~
Yan Zhi: Get out! !
Natsume:······(Don't dare to say anything, don't dare to ask anything)
Another book: "Zai Zai's Book"
Copywriting:
The leader has a magical book that not only allows him to see his own story in a parallel world, but also relates to the issue of world collapse.
After finishing half a day's work, the leader Zai took out his book and prepared to take a look at the small theater performed by himself. As a result, he found that there seemed to be something wrong with this book?
Dazai was confused, why did my book suddenly change its style? It's so annoying! What is this inexplicable ghost, and what is this cursed spirit? It's the longest TV series I've ever watched before! !
…Wait a minute, it's okay to replace people in a small theater, why do the audience have to perform in person!
Holding the magical book in his hand and being in a different world, Dazai lowered his head and smiled.
Don't say anything, just throw it away.
Shu: ... Zai Zai, don't get excited! !
Wenwen from gay friends~
Copywriting of "A Traveler Opens a Travel Agency":
After the final battle, Kong got a travel agency and met the immortal who had been guarding Liyue for thousands of years.
"The end of the journey is not necessarily the end of everything. Do you want to go on a special journey with me?"
Facing the invitation, Mandrill clenched the jade gun at his side and said for a long time.
"Okay."
*
At this point, a travel agency named Teyvat was born in a different world.
——Ke Xue——
Against the light of the explosion, Mandrill threw his defeated men on the ground and turned to look at Sora: "Next..."
But he saw the latter taking out a bomb from Keli's backpack.
Kong was in high spirits: "Together?"
Mandrill: "... No need."
——Yokohama——
Sora looked at Dazai who happily ate the "Shogun's Masterpiece" on the table and fell to the ground, and calmly took out the phone.
"Hello, I have food poisoning. Does your hospital care about fever?"
Hospital: "... Wait a minute, I'll call the police."
After everything was over, Kong wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead and said proudly: "I successfully saved the world today. It's really a thank you to me."
Ke Xue/Yokohama Public: ... Why have you worked so hard?
"Gravity makes me stop thinking today" copy:
After becoming the leader, Nakahara died of exhaustion. He thought it was over, but when he opened his eyes, it was Dazai Osamu's face.
Zhongyuanzhong also slapped him directly.
"Is this some new prank?"
Osamu Dazai, who was confused, slowly asked a question.
"Chuuya, was your brain kicked by a dog?"
Dazai Osamu was very sure that something was wrong with Chuuya recently. No matter what he did, he would neither hit nor scold him, and his reaction was quite calm.
Dazai Osamu held his head and looked at Chuuya who was dealing with his documents in front of him, making a long sound.
"Chuuya~ He is such an obedient and good dog~"
Nakahara Chuuya looked at Dazai Osamu who blew up his car and stole his wine with a calm face, and was even able to clean up the mess after everything was over.
Nakahara Chuuya, who knew everything in his previous life, looked at Dazai Osamu in front of him and felt no fluctuation in his heart.
——Tsk, if it weren't for this mackerel, it would have turned into a dead mackerel sooner or later, haha...
But the more Nakahara Chuuya showed this attitude, the more Dazai Osamu was ready to take action, until——
Nakahara Chuuya held his waist with one hand: "So, how did it develop like this?!"
Dazai Osamu blinked and spread his hands: "Didn't Chuuya himself agree?"
Zhongyuan Zhongya: "······"
Let's destroy it, this world of garbage.
Intention: I can't save you, but I can accompany you as starlight