Salted Fish Conquers the Entire Interstellar

The new article next door "I won by lying down after messing with the pornographic game". Please collect it~ Bai Nuan is bound to a pornographic system. Ha? Anti-pornography? "It's porn!" The system said with dissatisfaction, "You have entered a horror game, and your task is to be responsible for failure in the team, commonly known as stirring things up, in order to increase the dramatic effect and become a foil for the male and female protagonists. Only when you have accumulated enough "porn value" can you go home. Understand?" Bai Nuan: Is there such a good thing? ! It's hard to succeed, but not easy to fail? So, Bai Nuan was the first to rush towards the poisonous props, provoke the NPC, and tear up the big boss with his hands. How could he fail to pass the level anyway? All the NPCs were trembling: Don't come over! The big boss collectively doubts life: I, I will tell you how to clear the level! Help—— Audience: This newcomer is brave! Don't take the usual path! Reward and reward! Call, call, call According to the rules of the game, the audience's love is directly converted into points, which go into Bai Nuan's pocket one by one. Bai Nuan: Hey, points can be redeemed for clues? Then redeem one. Why? Why did this NPC kneel down when he saw her? Bai Nuan devoted herself to stirring things up, and after stirring things up, she became the first to pass. Bai Nuan: Can you still play like this? Then I will let myself fail harder! The more violent result is—— Bai Nuan's popularity is getting higher and higher. She has pulled down popular anchors, stepped on male and female protagonists, and has become a new top player in the game. Even the main god has been pulled down from the altar by her own hands. The system was so frightened that it frantically tested on the verge of garbled codes every day: You, please take it easy! Bai Nuan said: What's the point of just going home? It's fun to blow up the game! ——————The following is the copy of this article———— The female war god Xing Wei was so happy after her rebirth that she could finally bid farewell to her 996 fighting career and happily be a salted fish. I don't expect her to be spotted by the empire's top variety show director while squatting on the roadside eating spicy fried rice noodles. The director knelt down and licked him 359 degrees without any blind spots, and Xing Wei reluctantly agreed to participate in the variety show. But I didn't expect to become famous all over the world! The whole universe believes that the strong are respected, and everyone is involved in involution. There is only struggle and hardship in life. The variety show "Fuck Life" aims to show interstellar residents a different lifestyle. Therefore, the contestants competed in dancing, singing, and crossing the fire ring... Striving to get out of the circle! Audience: Did this contestant fail in reading comprehension? Who watches your game after get off work? It's boring. Wait, what is that player doing? While other contestants worked hard to create their own characters, Weiwei slept until she woke up naturally; Other contestants tried their best to interact with the audience to get votes. Xing Wei said: Vote for whoever you want, but don't vote for me. I'm waiting to be eliminated. Weiwei eats and drinks well on the show and lives her life like a fish in water. She looked so happy that the audience couldn't help but imitate her. Then—— Universe: Thank you Weiwei for teaching us how to live. It turns out that being a waste is such a happy thing! We love you! Weiwei:...... Please let me be eliminated, I really don't want to be popular! Small theater: Reporter: It is rumored that you are subjected to domestic violence on a daily basis. Can you tell us the reason for the discord between you and Ms. Xing Wei? A certain boss pondered for three seconds: secretly vote for her. Reporter: ... ———————— Pre-order for the next volume of "Surprise!" I rely on metaphysics to fight zombies and become a god" Please collect it~ Qin Nianbei, the top leader in the supernatural world and the strongest God of War in mankind, heard that a female God of War appeared in the south, and stopped the zombie army by himself! As aloof and arrogant as he was, he couldn't help but be curious about her, until he saw how she fought zombies: In the sea of corpses, the delicate girl took out a yellow ghost talisman with her left hand, shouted "Broken", and a large group of zombies suddenly froze. She gently shook a bell with her right hand, and a group of zombies became her little brothers. Faced with the siege of zombies, she scattered a handful of soybeans and the soldiers became soldiers! One person guards the entire city! Qin Nianbei: Is this okay? ? ? Qiao Ning, the top&big man in the metaphysics world, traveled into a post-apocalyptic novel. The original owner was a soft and beautiful real daughter, but she was tricked by the fake daughter and the villain, and was cruelly pushed into a pile of zombies! Qiao Ning came in at this time. In desperation, she resorted to metaphysics, but she didn't expect it to work! Zombies are approximately equal to zombies if rounded off! Qiao Ning kills everyone! The fake daughter and the villain were dumbfounded, and all the people in the city knelt down and called daddy. But there are still many people who feel that Qiao Ning's zombie fighting was just based on luck. Qiao Ning suddenly heard a "ding dong" in her mind: "Welcome to the binding system~ The name of the nest is Doomsday Zuo..." Qiao Ning's conditioned reflex: Do you want me to commit suicide? "It's the doomsday writer system! You write a book! You can choose various abilities including metaphysics for the royalties." Qiao Ning: Deal. As a result, everyone watched helplessly as Qiao Ning, a weakling with a delicate body, developed her powers by leaps and bounds. Wherever she passed, zombies bowed down and surrendered. Invincible! Everyone: Oh, is it too late to ask the boss to take off my knee now? [Small Theater]: Question: As a top player in the supernatural world, if you were asked to say a harsh word to the rising star Qiao Ning, what would you say? The corners of Qin Nianbei's mouth raised: dinner is ready, my wife remembers to go home early. Reporter: ... The two top leaders in the world of superpowers and metaphysics will take you to see the world~ [This article will start from Chapter 18 on the 2.10Th~] Purpose: Young people pursue their dreams