Yang Wa has just returned from the apocalypse and is drawn into the escape game again.
In the game, he thrives by relying on his reverse intuition.
Feeling happy? Something bad is happening!
Feeling sad? To win the lottery!
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In the dangerous forest, he avoids all "survival paths";
In the dangerous ancient village, he married the "fatal bride";
In the desolate building where no one survived, he got close to "high-risk teammates".
It's almost like you're looking for death, the main one is not doing anything.
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But Yang Wa, who was looking for death crazily, unexpectedly won the favor of the monster.
The Scarlet Monster wraps Yangwa in a warm blanket while he sleeps.
The mechanical witch sings a lullaby to Yang Wa when he has nightmares.
The immortal tyrant cut off his legs to cook for Yang Wa when he was hungry.
The master of ghost stories offered himself a pillow to do three things for him when he was lonely in Yangwa.
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Not only monsters, but also top players are attracted to Yang Wa.
The first person to be violently promoted, the first guild president who can turn into a golden dragon and fly to the sky for nine days, actually protects Yang Wa from the wind and rain.
The most handsome man in the modern era, Daji, who is infinitely charming and can get through the game without any damage by relying on his face, is actually Yang Wa'an.
The lucky man who is so lucky that he has nothing to do with the world, because the world will give up victory, is actually plotting for Yang Wa.
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Seeing this, the other players tried to replicate Yang Wa's success, but found that they were really seeking their own death.
Because——
First President: I am his sister, what is going on with you?
Scarlet Monster: I'm his father, what's going on with you?
Pale Witch: I'm his mother, what's wrong with you?
The most beautiful man, the lucky one, the immortal tyrant, the master of strange stories:...?
Just... Take care of your wife, what else can happen.
Other players:? ? ? ? ? ?
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Feeling: the magical sixth sense·a super big heart·a super yang tile
Attack: Confused attributes, extreme love brain, secretly turning dark when not getting a response, and then being coaxed away by his wife with a smile (slicing attack)
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This article is also known as: "I'm not looking for death, I just want to give the boss a home"
Thanks to Chengcheng for helping me change the names of the novels. They are all delicious.
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Pre-collection of "Vampires Stealing Food at ABO" ~ super cute.
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#After passing through the book, I became an ABO stinky hooligan who loves to chew people's necks#
#Sorry, foreign vampires don't understand this#
#But you smell so good, my friend! #
Xi Xuegui is a mixed-race vampire who has been imprisoned in a high tower for 18 years. He learned how to be a good person by relying on "Food Encyclopedia", "Education Encyclopedia" and "One Hundred Thousand Whys".
Once he traveled through ABO, he set three principles for himself:
Be diligent and conscientious,
Work only submissively,
Never cheat on your colleagues.
But principles are always accidentally broken.
While working in a bar, he accidentally tasted a colleague.
While working next to the top class, he accidentally got a taste of the top class.
While working part-time at Noble Academy, he accidentally tried F4.
When Xi Xuegui became a boss, he discovered that the world was full of people.
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Moreover, Xi Xuegui is not traveling through time, but traveling through books.
The male protagonist Jin Miya in "The False God" is a top-level Enigma who is dangerously beautiful and deadly ruthless. He is surrounded by countless people and followed by countless people.
Xi Xuegui also screamed and cried against a wall for him late at night.
Unexpectedly, after passing through the book, Jin Mia and him became best friends.
Xi Xuegui, who has never had any friends, swore that even if he jumped from the rooftop of a bar to death from starvation, he would never take a bite out of his best friend's neck!
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The top Jinmia Zeluo met many people.
Those who are afraid of him, those who love him, those who want to possess him.
There is only one strange person who can see through all his disguises.
So they became good friends.
But later, Jin Miya was not satisfied with being a good friend. He wanted to go further. He wanted to plot more.
So, he coaxed his good friend Xi Xugui to start a family with him.
Even if Xi Xuegui doesn't love him, even if Xi Xuegui always stares at other people's necks!
It doesn't matter, after all, he got it by coaxing him!
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But on the wedding night, Jin Miya still broke through.
Because Xi Xuegui turned a blind eye to his glands and only wanted to bite his aorta.
#What should I do? My wife wants to change her husband on her wedding night! #
#Oh my God, you smell so good! #
#I swear, just take one bite! #
#Sorry, couldn't hold it back#
#gnagnagnagna#
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Gender ghost, sexual orientation, blood·Are you trying to be a good person today·Xixuegui
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Pheromone blood sex ghost·Will my wife bite me today·The top E
Purpose: Use your outstanding talents in desperate situations
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If I remember correctly, it should be the one written by Dragon Dad, right? Have you changed your profile? I feel like it's not as interesting as before (?)