There is news in the South that the current general Xiao Pohan does not like women, but the courtyard of his mansion is filled with portraits of a man. It is said that this man looks quite like the current emperor.
In the mansion, "It's said that there is a portrait of a man in your mansion, why didn't I see it?" A man said angrily.
Xiao Bohan smiled, looked down at him, his eyes full of affection, and replied, "Because the real person is here, it is much more beautiful than the portrait."
Soon the emperor sent someone to deliver the portraits to Xiao's mansion, and also sent the secret secretary to place one of the portraits on General Xiao's bed, with the title "Picture of a Beautiful Man Leaving the Bath" written on the cover. When General Xiao came back that night and saw it, he invited the emperor to his house as a guest.
Tomorrow morning, Chu Moheng stood up from the bed and put on the clothes that were stripped off yesterday. While squeezing his waist, he cursed, "You bastard, I still have a morning court!"
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