
Go Through the Furnace and Teach Men's Virtues [Chuoshu]
穿进炉鼎文里教男德[穿书]
by Stop Being Melancholy (休惆怅)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 200k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[That's right, Benpoujie has released pre-collection of "My Rival Always Thinks I Want to Sleep with Him". The modern workplace loves enemies, and the ancient bloody pursuit of wives has a full crematorium. Delicate and rigorous elites are attacked by green tea that is hot on the outside and cold on the inside. The copy is at the bottom, please collect it~] Xu Dengze, a social beast, worked diligently for the happiness of capitalists for several years, and finally fought himself to death. When I woke up again, I actually traveled through time and entered a book about the scumbag cultivating the immortal furnace: The original major was advanced, but the emotional intelligence was 0, and he was still a passionate seed. He was suppressed time and time again, but he was sincere every time; Others tried to cultivate his cultivation with him, and he had a whole family of children in his mind; So he went from being the number one person in the Three Realms respected by everyone to being the laughing stock of cultivation that people can sleep on; In the end, he was kidnapped by his direct disciple who had fallen into the devil and made a cauldron, drained his body of cultivation, and was thrown into the mire like garbage, whereupon he perished. Xu Dengze, a modern little 0, gritted his molars: This group of scumbag attackers do not care about offensive virtue and need to be baptized by the iron fist of modern male virtue. 1. Senior brother pressed him against the edge of the bed and raised his chin: Junior brother, your eyes betray you, you successfully attracted my attention. Xu Dengze smiled coldly: Do you know this is sexual harassment in the workplace? He reported him to his master backhand and was imprisoned for three years. 2. In front of the public, the Demon Lord put his arm around his waist and lifted his hat: It's me who is the fan, aren't you satisfied? Xu Dengze raised his eyebrows: Hey, the real master of the clay sculpture who pretends to be a publicist and a private person, you are finished. He unleashed pressure and pushed the demon master to his knees: "The little demon family should be down-to-earth and grow demon pills in the cave, and don't wander around when there is nothing wrong. Do you understand, Bao'er?" Therefore, the senior brother who originally regarded him as a stain on his spiritual practice turned against his master in order to become a Taoist companion with him; The Demon Lord, who originally used him as a human shield to survive the catastrophe, was willing to cut out the demon elixir to save his life; The devil's apprentice who originally turned him into a scumbag to purify his demonic energy hugged him every day and cried: "Master, love me again." Xu Dengze: Oh, men are all hot chicks. Only the young apprentice Zhou Xiangqian still has some redeeming value. Xu Dengze then worked diligently to guide his young apprentice on a path that was extremely easy to attack, until one day the young apprentice finally started to attack virtue: Zhou Xiangqian: "This disciple's attack on virtue is about to be completed. Master, why don't you personally check it and accept it?" Xu Dengze: "... It's easy to say, but let's loosen the rope that binds the immortal first?" #Foodguide# 1. CP: The fake crying master Bai Qie Hei crazy criticism 2. Being severely obsessed with people 3. 1V1, he, under the years of master and apprentice, sand sculpture is easy to do 4. Updated at 9pm every day ———————————————————————————————— [Yes, although this article only has 16 collections, I dare to start a pre-collection series] "The Girl Reborn as a Villain" The Light of Righteousness, Lan Chenxing, borrowed the artifact to travel back 500 years ago, and wanted to go to the dangerous building to nip the big devil who would destroy the three realms in the cradle. Lan Chenxing: We must fulfill our mission! Then she was reborn as the happy girl of the short-lived father who went to the dangerous building. The short-lived father died, and the future big devil who was still a little boy had one of his eyes gouged out by his old enemy who came to visit him. His bloody little hands clenched Chenxing's wedding dress and said pitifully: "My dear, it hurts so much to be in danger..." Lan Chenxing: ... Gan. ———————————————————————————————— [Yes, although this article only has 140 collections, I dare to start a pre-collection series] Everyone in the Huirui Group knows that Mr. Bo and Mr. Qin cannot meet. The human resources manager was frightened to death when he saw the two of them going to the bathroom at the same time. He quickly sent a male employee to stand between them to prevent them from fighting with bayonets in the bathroom. Just like these two untouchable bombs, one day they were tied together by the group boss. I don't believe they can blow up the company! On Friday, Qin Zheng was happily getting ready to get off work. His immediate boss, Bo Yanqu, gave him a bicycle and asked him to ride from the Third Ring Road to the Fifth Ring Road to take him home; Bo Yanqu worked overtime all night and took a nap in the inner room, while Qin Zheng affectionately played the song "Two Springs Reflect the Moon" on the erhu in the outer room. But everything changed after Bo Yanqu was forced to stay overnight at Qin Zheng's house. * Just as Bo Yanqu opened the car door to go home, he slammed it shut with his hand. Bo Yanqu elbowed him back, but was easily wrapped up by a big hand. Qin Zheng said quietly in his ear: "Mr. Bo is really angry today. I know an earthwork that can extinguish the fire. Mr. Bo might as well take me home and give it a try." Bo Yanqu couldn't bear the disturbance, and tugged on Qin Zheng's tie and gritted his teeth: "This earthwork of yours should be put to good use." * Bo Yanqu thought that Qin Zheng, the evil dog, had been subdued by him. Until one day, Pfizer Group was acquired by Qin Group, the door was sealed, and Zhao Hui, who was kind to Bo Yanqu, was imprisoned. Bo Yanqu was shocked to realize that Qin Zheng was not a vicious dog at all, but an unfamiliar wolf. The wolf smiled brightly at him, showing his dazzling white teeth: "Mr. Bo, it feels uncomfortable to be suddenly unemployed. I have a position here that is quite suitable for you." Qin Zheng looked Bo Yanqu up and down: "You just have to suffer some physical pain." Bo Yanqu turned around and left, but heard a voice behind him that sounded like a devil's whisper: "It doesn't matter if you don't want to. Then you can only take care of Zhao Hui from the hard work station for you." Bo Yanqu paused in his steps. * When Bo Yanqu finally managed to escape from Qin Zheng and start a new career, the unfamiliar wolf found his home. "How could you... How dare you!" Qin Zheng was unshaven and looked more tired and embarrassed than ever before. Bo Yanqu twirled the ring on his hand, "You cheated me once, and I lied to you once. We are clear-cut and don't owe each other anything." Qin Zheng grabbed Bo Yanqu's wrist, took off his ring and threw it out of the window, biting his neck: "You're so damn good!" Food guide: 1. Su Shuangtian, there is a crematorium for chasing his wife, HE 2. Rationality is supreme, seriousness and old-fashioned scroll king elite are subject × hot on the outside and cold on the inside, dark Samoyed attack 3. In ancient times, sweet and sour things were sprinkled with blood. 4. In the second half of the year, I will rely on fantasy to become stronger (only in career, physically there is still a big difference in body type) 5. It's not a gay marriage scam, the wedding ring on the subject's hand is not (Copy saved on 2022.08.31) Purpose: Caring for mysophobia is everyone's responsibility; respecting teachers and teaching is a traditional virtue.
