[A fictional background has nothing to do with reality, please do not substitute it into reality]
[The story of a yellow-haired Earthling who abducted a white, rich and strong female insect and returned to Earth to fall in love]
[Silly and sweet daily writing with low IQ + simple interstellar trade elements, focusing on love]
International astronaut Zhong Zhang disappeared during an extraterrestrial exploration.
In order to commemorate the sacrifices he made in space exploration, a memorial ceremony was held for him.
The day of the ceremony.
A huge alien spacecraft descends on Earth.
Zhong Zhang and the alien friend he coaxed with sweet talk were facing the sea, waiting for someone to pick them up.
"Isidore. This is my hometown." The up-and-coming Earthling said seductively, "Would you like to go shopping with me? To relax?"
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Facing the enthusiastic alien residents, the alien friends are very worried.
He combined various etiquettes and felt that it was rude to hold other people's planets empty-handed.
He asked Zhong Zhang: "You have 1.4 Billion relatives. Would it be better to give you a medium-sized floating island?"
Zhong Zhang:?
People across the country:?
People around the world:?
Everyone looked at the floating island that appeared next to the moon and fell into a daze.
One hundred thousand square kilometers.
It is roughly equivalent to two municipal-level cities flying in the sky.
"I think that's interesting." The female alien worm asked her earth friend for credit, "This way, your relatives have a new place to live. You don't need to tell me, it's so crowded."
Zhong Zhang: Huh?
Are you saying that you replaced my crowded three-bedroom and one-living room with 5 Beijing or 10 Shanghai?
Yes, is that so?
It seems... Wrong.
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1. Original human bug, not a male bug, but a real human being
2. He is generous and wealthy, and is a technical genius with a good temper.
3. Due to language communication problems, there may be some misunderstandings in this article. For example, Shou believes that the 1.4 Billion people in the country are all relatives of Gong. For example, Gong and Shou never call each other by their names correctly (?)
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Purpose: We want to build our hometown
