I Am in Love with Tiandao

Before Bai Qie entered the world of cultivation, he was a mortal with a negative life. Since entering the world of cultivation and seeing the prosperity, he has become even more negative. So Bai Qie gave up on himself, and in the end he simply stopped practicing. He was determined to be a salty fish in the world of cultivation where the whole people worked hard, and made everyone in the sect come to do ideological work for him like a revolving door every day. Finally, Bai Qie couldn't bear it anymore and ran away. As a result, I picked up a mortal on the way. The little mortal was astonishingly beautiful, fragile and easy to push down, and his brain was not very bright. If it had been anyone else, he would have given up on the child on the spot. It turned out that a certain salted fish was quite decent in this regard and was about to send the person back to the lower world that day. Unexpectedly, the little beauty got under his bed at night and was seen by the head who came to do ideological work for him. Facing the leader's speechless look, Bai Qie tried to explain: Leader [Erkang Shou], what you see is not necessarily what you think, please listen to my explanation. Then the leader looked at him with a look that was even more difficult to explain. Bai Qe felt that he could still redeem himself, but before he could open his mouth, he heard the little beauty calling him in a crying voice in the room, "Brother, yes, I want, don't leave me, I'm so good, I'll give birth to a baby..." At that moment, at that moment, Bai Qie realized the ultimate meaning of life. Look at the way the leader looked at the beast. What is the ultimate meaning of life? Some people are dead, but he is still alive, and some people are alive, but he is already dead. Later, the boss chose a sunny day to see the little beauty. Under the pained look in the boss's eyes and Bai Qie's resisting movements, the little beauty chose to sit on Bai Qie's body. Leader: [Confirm three consecutive times] Are you sure you are awake? Are you sure you volunteer? Are you sure he didn't put a curse on you? Little beauty: [blinks eyes] Brother, I like it, I like it very much Leader: [gloomy gaze] Did you make his brain stupid, and then... Bai Qie: [Horrified and denied three times] I'm not, I'm not, it's not like this Little beauty: Brother, yes, brother, there is a baby The scene was silent for a moment Leader: [expressionless] Do you have anything else to say? Bai Qie: [Same face expressionless] I shouldn't have run away in the first place. Boss: [Continues to be expressionless] Getting married tomorrow. Bai Qie:...... Boss: [Roaring] You are so good despite being so cheap. Bai Qie:...... Later, Bai Qie thought that he was not at a loss. Although the stranger he wanted to marry was a bit stupid, he was really very beautiful. After thinking about it, Bai Qie happily accepted the fact. As a result, on the night of the wedding, Bai Qie was thinking about cultivating a relationship first and talking about other things later. Unexpectedly, he was knocked down as soon as the lights went out. Bai Qie: Wait! ! ! Because he got married in a hurry, he only received blessings from his relatives and friends one after another on the second day of the wedding. Facing the envious, jealous and hateful looks of his relatives and friends, Bai Qie covered his waist and cried silently. At this time, he would never admit that he was the one below. (The following is an introduction that may be just for fun) Before that incident happened, Bai Qe was considered a transparent figure in the sect. Even if he was associated with the way of heaven, he was nothing in the eyes of others. Don't you see, Lin Mo, the sect next door, is also associated with the way of heaven. That is called infinite scenery. The treasures of heaven and earth seem to have grown legs and run into his bag of heaven and earth. He fights across the steps, recruits his younger brothers to hug fairies, is vigorous and glorious, how can he be like him? A stick can't make a loud fart. Bai Qie felt the same way. He even felt that he should not enter the world of cultivation. He was not this material. So one day he said goodbye to his sect and went down the mountain gate. He saw Lin Mo from the sect next door. He knelt down on one knee and proposed to him affectionately. It was as if he was not the one who applauded when Bai Qie met him in the wild last night. Bai Qie felt that he could not accept his big family, so he declined politely. Then Lin Mo's younger brother got angry, feeling that he didn't know good and bad, and didn't know the rules. He squatted under his mountain gate every day and chased and beat him. He was miserable, so he complained a little to a little mortal he picked up. The little mortal hugged him and smiled. After that, Lin Mo started to have bad luck. First there was a fire in the backyard, first Fairy Lingchen saw through the world of mortals and became a monk, then the Jiang sisters internally digested it, the younger brother cuckolded him, and the senior brother laughed at him for being too young; Lin Mo turned his head, turned his grief and anger into motivation, and was ready to show his transcendence to the new junior sisters. Despite his strength, he was pinned down and beaten violently by a new junior disciple. So Lin Mo went to recover from his injuries, but on the way he met a certain elder who was talented and talented. The other person tearfully accused him of bullying him because he was old and weak, and defrauded the family of his family. Lin Mo was very embarrassed. Bai Qe: [Holding the little mortal in his arms, lost in thought] Lin Mo, are you sure he didn't offend the law of heaven? Little Mortal: [Innocent, cute, and innocent] Don't miss him! Want to kiss Buddhist salted fish is attacked by X beauty boss Shuangjie, 1V1, he Demining: *This article Mary Su Su Su Su Su breaks the sky, I'm sorry if I don't like it. *The author is a student party, updated daily, but the daily update time is uncertain *To be added Intention: There will be no pie in the sky