Demining
1 This book is okay at the beginning, but not good at the end (the blind pursuit of daily updates in the middle period messes up the rhythm)
2 In order to trick Naoya into playing BG for the first time, and then stopped pretending to play GB.
This is the first serialized article I have written, and it has many shortcomings.
In short, I don't recommend watching it, just watch the free part, don't scold me.
Cover by Yudan
[5t5 had just entered the dice when I wrote the first chapter, and all private settings have nothing to do with the original work]
Long after the melee in the magic world ended, the current head of the Chanyuan family got married.
The target is the eldest lady of the Kamikawa family, the candidate for his wife who he decided after thousands of selections: a lady who lives in seclusion in Tokyo in the 21st century, has a beautiful appearance, obeys the four virtues, and is submissive.
The beautiful head of the house thought that his fiancée loved him so much that he told her not to go east or west. If she kissed me, I would come close to her with her eyes closed.
The beautiful head of the house heard that she had rejected 5T5's proposal, but she still wanted to marry him. It really made the man's vanity inflate.
As for Kita Kamikawa, she endured it again and again behind his back - when you sign the marriage agreement, I will teach you how to behave in the Zenyuan family with your tail between your legs.
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Marriage is the most important thing in life: whether you choose it or give up it, it is related to the next few decades of life.
In the photo leaked on LINE, the eldest lady of the Kamikawa family is smiling with her hair in a bun, as bright and gentle as a lily.
In the cell phone photo albums of 5T5 and Glass, a girl with short broken hair many years ago was holding a baseball bat and had just finished a street fight with a curse spirit. Her head and face were covered in blood.
5T5: Women can go to such extent just to get married.
Kita Kamikawa slowly lit a cigarette: Not really.
It was just in order to marry a beautiful head of the family that I had to do this.
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WARNING:
1. Gb, the heroine inside and outside the house wants to be her husband, so let the pig be her wife.
2. Abnormal people, not perfect, not in love, just look down on others.
3. Second person.
[Asking for a pre-collection]
①[Hunter] "How rude, I am just a dog that beats the enemy Hakka"
What was it like to accidentally reveal that you knew Alluka's rules early in the plot?
It was just something he let slip while playing Solitaire, and that guy Hisoka actually told Illumi everything...
As a result, top killers who earned an unknown amount of hourly wages came here specifically to kill me and silence me.
I don't want to die, the only way should be the legendary "becoming a family". But the time was tight and the location was not right. It was too late to go to Kurulu Mountain and ask them if they had the popular "bride selection"——
"Does Sanmao count as family?"
"It counts."
Well, I was smart enough to seize the opportunity.
"Then from now on I will be the master's dog!"
As expected of me.
If you say "lackey", the most you can do is join the team of Hakka butlers who beat the enemy, and you will die anyway.
But if you lower your status and become a dog, you can be on an equal footing with Sanmao and become "family members"!
Illumi nodded in agreement: "Okay, let's start training. You have to grow to at least Sanmao's level before you can work."
I forgot that even Sanmao is required to work in this family.
"By the way, 70% of your future income will be given to me."
Thank you so much, Master, for leaving me 30%.
"My training courses are very expensive. If the results are not satisfactory, or your overall strength is never able to reach the ideal level and your future income is not considerable, in the end it will be me who loses."
"You just lost your independent personality, but I have to bear all the risks and responsibilities of training. No matter how you think about it, I am more at a disadvantage." "——You made a profit."
... Why don't you thank me soon, Master! ! !
②Curse"The reason is that my creditor came back to life after many years"
The year I just dropped out of school and ended up on the street, I had no choice but to borrow 20 million from a horse betting man who was very good at making money.
Later I heard that he lost a fight with a high school student and died unfortunately, so I naturally kept the debt.
Unexpectedly, ten years later, on the streets of Tokyo, I would be caught red-handed by my creditor who had come back from the dead.
After calculating the profit, I owe Fuhei 300 million.
In order to repay this huge debt, I had no choice but to have my concubine.
His concubine's name is Zenin Naoya. He used to be the eldest son of a wealthy family. Later, the family fell into decline, and because of his many evil deeds, he was put under house arrest in the backyard by another eldest son (who was already the head of the family) in the name of the wife of the house owner, and she used her identity as a woman to humiliate him.
Me: In this way, if I seduce him, you kidnap him, he comes to rescue him, and finally ask them to pay a ransom, wouldn't that be 300 million?
Creditor: OK.
So in the dark and windy night, I climbed over the high wall and the short trees to quietly look for my mistress.
Have you ever seen Gojo's backyard at three in the morning?
I've seen it.
Because I slept with Gojo Satoru's wife, he hung me up on a tree and beat me.
③Curse Return"My spell will kill people"
When I entered school, Wu●wu asked me if I was blind if I wore a blindfold.
I said back to him, are you also blind if you wear sunglasses?
Externally, I declare that the spell is indirect damage: if you look at me, you will be killed, so I always wear a blindfold.
Wu●Wu said "Huh?" And asked me if I dared to compete with his six eyes to see who was stronger.
I said, forget it.
A week after entering school, two pregnant men walked into Glass's dormitory.
Satoru: I just wanted to play a prank. Who knew she didn't wear a blindfold when sleeping, so I happened to see her open eyes.
Jay: I was just standing outside the door to let the wind blow. Who knew I heard a scream and just saw her eyes when she came out.
Me: ... I can kill people just by looking at each other.
Me: Who told you to have to see what's under the blindfold? ! !
Me: Anyway, thank you, Glass! Use "Crazy Stone" to help them flow.
Glass not only slammed the door, but also took a photo of us.
Everyone in the school knew that I had grown the bellies of two men in one morning.
Then one day, we met a man with a scar on the corner of his mouth.
Me: Jie, Wu, you go first, I will stop him.
I took off my blindfold and concentrated the spell on my eyes, intending to make this guy pregnant on the spot.
Jie&Wu: Wait and take another look.
I:?
What I didn't expect was that because Tianhe Curse was immune to my spell, it could also prevent pregnancy.
I finally met a man who I can look at without any responsibility!
"Oh? So you don't care about the man who has already gotten pregnant for you?"
Me: ... Actually, I am also pure love.
Intention: Evil people will be punished by evil people
Reader comments
The author's writing style is still relatively young, but this article also reminds me of my own three years in high school. I hope to see more things. Come on, little author???
The author's writing style is still relatively young, but this article also reminds me of my own three years in high school. I hope to see more things. Come on, little author???