Copywriting
Careful version:
Liang Ju took a year off from school, and by fate arranged by God, he picked up a big boss who was not easy to mess with as his deskmate.
The boss sleeps all day long, and his favorite greeting to her is, "Did you finish your homework?"
Liang Ju wrote furiously, "It hurts my feelings to ask for any homework."
Boss: "Do you have money?"
Liang Ju: "..." When he raised the money, his deskmate fell in love.
Kidney version:
Liang Ju met Xie Zhennian for the first time.
It was summer, and he was wearing a black sleeveless vest. He was walking with his head raised, his right hand hanging naturally from the seam of his trousers, and he was holding a cigarette on his fingertips, and a thin white mist rose up.
The other hand was tying the trousers. The two elastic ropes in front of the crotch were difficult to tie with one hand, so I removed my hand and raised my head.
In the dim light, he happened to meet Liang Ju. It was also because her gaze was too direct, staring straight at his crotch.
It's hard to say this part, it has both the root of life and the destiny.
One day, Xie Zhennian asked playfully, "Where were you looking when you first met me?"
Liang Ju chewed a lollipop and thought seriously, "Eyes."
[His eyes are like empty cans, and she is like a fish out of the rivers and lakes.
Intention: In the age of youth, set sail