Something Seems Wrong with My Girlfriend [Micro GB Direction]

New article has been opened: "Daily Disposable Boyfriend [GB Direction]" Please collect it_(:з)∠)_ [No. 1 In Yin and Yang · Big Face · Small-minded CEO ———————————————————————————— [Copy of this article]: He Yu bumped into a girl on the way to get off work. She had big eyes and a very beautiful ponytail. She was soft and frail, but unfortunately she was disabled. Hearing that the other person was working as a cashier in a supermarket, he was so kind-hearted that he wanted to lure the person into his store. Day 1: Checkout? Stand for 10 hours without taking a break? This is not something a little girl like you can do! The next day: Your family doesn't care about you, I care about you, don't be afraid. Day Three: I've recharged your phone bill. From now on, you have to check yourself three times a day. Have you replied to my text message? Did you answer my call? Miss me? Day 4: She is so good, I really want to keep her at home... He Yu, please wake up! You are a citizen of the rule of law! ………… Day N: ... Wait a minute, what is that hand-shaped object you just swept out from under the sofa and threw away? Shen Liaoxiang: "No, the leftover chicken feet were picked up by the cat." He Yu, who has never raised a cat, bought chicken feet, or seen chicken feet bigger than a human hand: ...! ! ! —————— The first time He Yu noticed something unusual was when he found a huge paw thrown away by his girlfriend in the trash can. The second time he noticed something unusual, he watched as his girlfriend used invisible force to kick the gangster from the head of the alley to the end of the alley. The third time, he helped cover the fire where his girlfriend was roasting two-meter-long spider legs in the dormitory building. The fourth time, he started to pick up the small scissors and trimmed his girlfriend's tentacles. The fifth time, his girlfriend tied him to the bedside with trimmed little tentacles: "Is that okay?" He Yu: I don't think so! ! Boiling a frog in warm water and pretending to be tender, the old goblin GIRL Vs. Leo is forced to hold on until the bottom line is refreshed, BOY (GB!! GB!! Female attacker, beware of the thunder!!) —————————————— New article: "Daily Disposable Boyfriend [GB Direction]" When Qin Yi reached the age of thirty, he encountered the most outrageous thing in his life. He suspected that his girlfriend of two years was cheating on her, so at the instigation of his friends, he pretended to be on a business trip, but actually followed her and caught her. Turns out he caught his best friend's girlfriend in bed. Caught his friend's girlfriend. ———— What's even more outrageous is that my friend chose to forgive after drinking three hundred glasses of wine. Qin Yi: You are just greedy for her body, you are despicable. He resolutely went home and decided to break up. When he opened the door, his (ex) girlfriend was peeling an apple for another girl with the diamond-encrusted gold knife he bought for 88,000 yuan. Peel an apple for another girl. —————— The ex-girlfriend agreed to break up, and the only requirement was to find a job for her apple-loving friend (husband). The other party is suspected to be mentally retarded, has cerebellar atrophy, and does not have a diploma. However, it is required that the monthly salary cannot be less than 15,000, and social security must be paid in full without arrears. Qin Yi's smile gradually twisted: "Just in time... I need an assistant, as long as he can speak." ———————— Things are getting tighter·Straight men are in the advanced stage of cancer·President Purpose: Even if you are at the bottom of society, you must work hard