Pre-received articles: "The Dragon King is here to repay his kindness" and "I became famous after the live broadcast of cultivating immortality"
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Zhitong's adoptive parents died when he was young, and his biological parents disowned him. It was pitiful for him to grow up strong and alone.
Later he saw that he would have a super, super rich wife in the future.
Zhitong regained his composure and promised not to bite his wife no matter how poor she was.
As long as he works hard to make money, there may not be a day when he becomes a domineering boss and takes care of his pampered wife once he becomes powerful.
Until he saw his wife's father on Forbes…
Hmm...
No.
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Three months later, Zhitong, who was so hungry that he was dizzy, stood at the gate of a certain school, holding a loudspeaker, trying to attract his wife's attention.
"Yes, I punctured your tire."
"I beat your little brother!"
"How is it!"
"If you're a man, come and chop me!"
The wife of a school bully stood in front of him expressionlessly, "You took away the first kiss too?"
Zhi Tong lacked confidence and hesitated for a while, then straightened up her back and said, "Yes... So what, is it illegal for me to kiss my wife??"
The school bully pulled him into his arms and rubbed the corners of his lips, "No offense, but you will."
Zhitong: "????????????"
Later, the young master Wu of the Jiang family, who was being wooed by all the wealthy families, took the little poor boy whom no one wanted and said to the Ai family, "You don't want it, I want it."
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Advance receipt copywriting
"Lord Dragon King is here to repay his kindness"
Yan Xiu Xiu was born weak and sickly, unable to obtain the destiny mount, and became a pitiful little person who was bullied by everyone in Putuo Star.
Thirteen-year-old Yan Xiuxu refused to accept her fate, crawled out of her hospital bed and bravely went to sea, accidentally saving the dying dragon.
Yan Xiu Xiu was so happy that she knelt down and kowtowed.
"... Please, please let me save you!"
Long: "... Okay."
"But you have to grant me a request."
"Okay."
Yan Xiu Xiu was full of joy, worked hard and took care of the weak dragon in every detail, hoping that it would become strong and take him to the sky and into the sea, feeling proud and proud.
However, on the day when the dragon recovered, a burst of dragon roar disappeared.
Yan Xiu Xiu happily packed up and prepared to go home with Long: "…………"
Where did my big dragon go? !
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Yan Xiu Xiu has no mounts and no dragons.
He is also the only poor little person in Putuo Star who does not have a mount.
The little pitiful boy went through all kinds of hardships until he was seventeen years old, and was bullied by dozens of mounts. Suddenly, a dragon that had disappeared for four years appeared in a bright light, and surrounded him affectionately in the midst of everyone's astonishment.
Yan Xiu Xiu pushed away proudly: "I don't want you, a bad dragon!"
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The Dragon King is the most noble person in the world. He is unruly, noble and cool, and no one dares to look directly at him.
On this day, people discovered something was wrong...
Their extremely noble Dragon King knelt down on one knee and kissed the young man's palm piously and tenderly.
In front of everyone on the planet, he willingly lowered his noble head and turned into a black dragon. The young man jumped as usual and lazily grabbed the two horns.
Jump into the sea of clouds.
Crazy! Our extremely noble Dragon King has become a mount!
[Wait a minute, why does that young man look like a piece of trash kicked out by the Yan family?
(I am willing to bow my head for you)
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"I became famous after the live broadcast of cultivating immortality"
Yu Yan has been cultivating immortals in the mountains for many years, but failed to overcome the tribulation. For the sake of the great road, he returned to the world of mortals and found that his once rich family was in ruins. His descendants were carrying hundreds of millions of debts, holding his memorial tablet and crying for money all day long.
Very good, we have found the reason why we can't achieve Taoism.
For the sake of the great road, the Taoist ancestor picked up the Taoist flag and started a live broadcast of cultivating immortals and performing arts to make money——
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In order to comply with the current zzzq, Yu Yan explained in a friendly manner when he was cultivating immortality.
"The smoke on my body is fake, just for effect."
Netizen: "Why don't I believe it?"
"The one I just killed was not a female ghost, but a human being pretending to be a ghost. Do we have to believe in... Science?"
A netizen said, "...... That female ghost is so scared that she is a human being??!!"
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Internet celebrity Dao Ye became popular, attracting the people in power of the Yan family and seducing him.
Yan Fei: "A hundred years ago, a Taoist priest had a bad fate with his ancestors, and he left his ancestors' instructions before the end. The Taoist priest killed the person before he died, and killed his soul after death."
Yu Yan: "………………This requires extra money."
As long as the money is available, I will kill myself.
Mission: Knowledge changes destiny
