Pre-collection of "Jealous and Tender" The Jealous Crematorium [Wrolling around in a cute way, please collect it, thank you~]
Copywriting of this article: [Double cleansing, rookies pecking each other warmly]
Yun Xiaoxiao moved to a new community, and the aunt next door was training her baby every day, and from time to time she would say beautiful words such as "You are next door."
Unable to bear it any longer, Yun Xiaoxiao knocked on the door of the "aunt" next door, and a lady with black hair and red lips came out. Her eyebrows furrowed slightly: "What's wrong?" Yun Xiaoxiao heard her heart "thumping, banging, banging"!
Yun Xiaoxiao: "Sister, can you please lower your voice?"
Beauty: "Is it bothering you to educate your own children?"
There was a knock on the door in the middle of the night, and the beauty next door threw in a big baby: "Did you give this damn child to you?"
The child who expected to cry narrowed his eyes.
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Later, Yun Xiaoxiao got up in the middle of the night and typed on the forum: "Excuse me, after I recognized my godson, what should I do if his mother always sleeps on my bed?"
"Of course I hug you and call you husband!"
Small theater:
One:
The little baby was sitting on the bench, scrubbing his socks, his hands full of foam, and crying while scrubbing.
"Yiyi, why don't I go wash it!" Yun Xiaoxiao suggested in a low voice.
"No, he's three years old, he can't be spoiled anymore!" Yang Yiyi said softly.
"My little aunt is already very old, why are you still washing my little aunt's feet?" The little doll protested while washing her socks.
"The shoes have been cleaned too!" Yang Yiyi threw the little baby's shoes over.
"Hmph, the donkeys in the production team have been exhausted for a long time..."
Two:
Yun Xiaoxiao's note:
- Xiao Douding wants to eat two candies today!
- Xiao Douding needs to drink half a carton of milk and less sugar!
-Xiao Douding can only eat one piece of cake today, low sugar!
Um?
-Yang Yiyi can't eat sweets today!
Yang Yiyi: Why? ? ?
-I had two kisses in the morning, and my sugar level has exceeded the limit!
****Serial "The Inherited Female General's Cruel Wife" Please collect it
Copywriting: In an accident, Guan Xiaoyan transformed from an ordinary white-collar worker into a female number n in the novel. She had no skills and ended up miserable in the end. Fortunately, the husband of the female number n, Huo Ying, is a general respected by thousands of people in this book, and also the Bai Yueguang of countless book fans.
Guan Xiaoyan, who likes women, said that she is not afraid and will slowly straighten herself out in order to survive.
One day, she accidentally saw the general taking a bath. Guan Xiaoyan said: "It seems that something is not right there!"
Guan Xiaoyan: My general loves to eat my rouge the most. Why is that? Waiting online, it's urgent!
Huo Ying: I'm not, I didn't, do you believe me when I say I'm a man?
A little rouge color between the eyebrows, the crown of love is stunning.
Literary version: She rode by on horseback, and I saw her heroic appearance and armor; she had a smile on her face, and I accompanied her to deceive the king.
Ps:
1. Double heroines, double C, 1v1, the gender of the boy is changed to male, because boys are suitable for being beaten.
2. A super hot mom (depending on the author's tolerance) and a super timid petite girl become neighbors.
3. If the author loses all conscience, there will be a counterattack~
4. Thank you for collecting, kowtow in respect, happiness is the most important thing, everything goes as it comes~
*Advance copy of "Jealous and Tender":***
When Zhuo Baian saw Xian Simiao, she lamented that she had never seen such crystal eyes. He whispered against Xian Simiao's ear: "I'm really good at that!"
Xian Simiao was already a popular actress at that time. She was reluctant to win various awards, but she only dared to shyly and tangledly say: "Actually, I am not bad either."
Even though she knew that this person was famous for being romantic, Xian Simiao still followed her, gave up her promising future, and made soup. When a reporter interviewed her about her relationship, she blushed and said: We have good news, and we will make an official announcement.
Later, she heard someone ask Zhuo Baian: "Xiao Xiao has been gone for so many years, are you still sad?"
Zhuo Baian smiled lightly, and said in a frivolous manner: "I have reached the age where my kidneys are damaged, so how can I still have a heart?"
The friend asked Xian Simiao again, and Zhuo Baian chuckled: "I particularly like her eyes, they are very similar to Xiaoxiao."
Xian Simiao paused. She didn't like this person, but she couldn't forget the first time they met.
Later, Xian Simiao became Du Xiaoxiao. When Zhuo Baian found out that he fell in love with this person, Xian Simiao left.
What she said to her friend was: "These people are cheap. If she doesn't let her know how much it hurts, she will never be able to remember it."
The first sentence at the beginning of Mr. Zhuo's pimp: "This man's eyes look very much like mine!"
Ps: Shuangjie, entertainment circle, sweet and sweet pet article
Purpose: The meaning of life is to always grow and constantly improve oneself