Sha Diao would like to request an advance copy of the new article "Yuan Dan Gong and Zang Hu, who refused to be involved in involution, agreed to get married"!
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Copywriting of this article:
"You think I'm in the first layer, but actually I'm in the atmosphere."
Second floor
During the broadcast of "Who is the Rookie", an ugly photo that was suspected to be an old photo of a contestant was released, and everyone was surprised: there are two moles at the corners of his eyes. Isn't this the An Mang whose fans are crying about "looking good" every day?
Black fans took the opportunity to rush into the hot search: Your brother is indeed a pervert!
Contestants at the same time were also very angry: There is no shame in plastic surgery.
An Mang had no reaction.
The next day in the RapSolo session, An Mang's ugly picture of P, who composed the lyrics for Diss, won the first place in the single round. The rapper who was born at the same time was livid, and the anti-fans were still saying: Is this also called Rap? Too much!
Well-known underground rappers all said in unison: I want to invite you to our label.
Black fans:?
As soon as An Mang started acting, he got the leading role in a popular drama. Black fans said: He is not worthy of such good resources!
Turning around, An Mang was nominated for Best Actor.
Black fans:…
The program that criticized An Mang was found to be shady and was shut down, and the artist who excluded An Mang broke down because of inappropriate behavior.
Finally one day, the anti-fans and the bastards jointly uncovered the information about "An Mang", but who knew:
——No such person found.
Fifth floor
Xiao Caiyu felt that he had fallen to the bottom of his life.
She debuted in obscurity for two years and was ridiculed by the cast members for her awkward acting skills. During the break, she discovered that her new boyfriend was having an affair with an actress.
Gold medal screenwriter Meng Qingwei suddenly stood in front of him.
He asked: Do you want to play the leading role?
He became a character in Meng Qingwei's works. Since then, he has obtained resources that he could not reach in the past and false information that he had never imagined. He has made great progress under the power of rival fans and blacks, and has become the new god "An Mang" in the entertainment industry.
While the anti-fans were baring their teeth, Xiao Caiyu played cards with Meng Qingwei regardless of his own business: They scolded An Mang and blamed me. What happened to Xiao Caiyu?
Atmosphere
In the dead of night, Xiao Caiyu pressed his index finger against Meng Qingwei's lips: Shhh——
We are accomplices.
The actor who plays a beautiful movie is attacked by a screenwriter who is keen on causing trouble.
PS:
1. Both offense and reception have predecessors
2. All employees perform showy operations
3. No prototype
4. There are so many private devices, and any unreasonable ones are just my fault.
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Advance copywriting (abbreviated version)
Only after you are separated can you move out of the single room and obtain the right to live in a mixed area. This is the rule of the original Dan City.
However, the current Yuandan District is severely involved. When Gong's average height reached 1.9 Meters, Jiang You, the president of a national chain of milk tea shops, angrily slammed Su Shuangtian's KPI: "No more! Farewell!"
Jiang You, who gave up the involution, unexpectedly met... A Tibetan fox.
Yu Xiu: Only after I am single can I keep my human form.
Yu Xiu: I'm not trying to be cute. I'm ready to be a Tibetan fox for the rest of my life.
Jiang Youyi patted his head and thought: Why don't we agree to get married, so that I can come to live in the mixed area and you can be a human being.
The two hit it off immediately and immediately moved out of the single room with the certificate.
The next day, a young man with an indifferent look on his face said to him: Let's discuss the rent.
Jiang You:?
Is the Tibetan Fox humanoid so good-looking?
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After signing the marriage agreement, Yu Xiu: I hope we can live in harmony without interfering with each other.
On the first day, there was an extra cup of milk tea on the table.
Jiang You: This is a new product. Can you try it and give me your opinion?
Yu Xiu: Since you need advice, let me help you.
Then drank everything.
On the tenth day, there was an extra glass of fruit drink on the table.
Jiang You: This is a new product.
Yu Xiu: Then I will try it reluctantly.
Nth day.
No milk tea for a week!
Yu Xiu finally couldn't help it, biting her lip and looking around the door of Gong's studio.
Yu Xiu: Are you... Not making new products?
Yu Xiu: I definitely don't want to drink it! It's just that... Milk tea shops need to update their products frequently...
Xianyupan is too lazy to get involved but is also a very rich CEO Gong x Tsundere likes sweets but is also a really handsome Tibetan fox Shou (main attack)
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Purpose: Don't blindly follow the crowd and follow what others say
