Chu Mu's autobiography:
"Cultivation of swordsmanship will lead to nothing left in the end", this is not just a lie to scare children, but a true portrayal of my uncle.
I looked at my father, then at my mother, and suddenly I understood something.
The uncle's sword is gone - he has become my father.
My uncle's junior sister is gone—she has become my mother.
I have to thank my senior uncle. If he hadn't lost his sword and his junior sister, where would I have come from?
Thank you, uncle, for your noble hand, thank you, uncle, for having nothing...
Qin Zhao's autobiography:
I've only been drunk once in my life.
After getting drunk, I couldn't help but go crazy.
He's not crazy, but he calls his future partner "Sword Man".
Hateful! Who passed it on? What I want to say is obviously half sword and half man!
I couldn't hold back the tears of sadness.
What does it mean to have trouble come from your mouth?
This sentence is his true portrayal.
Thank you for the invitation. I have stopped drinking. I have stopped drinking completely. I will never drink again in this life. If I drink again, I will be a pig!
Until the wedding day——
In the bridal chamber, drink wine together
Qin Zhao did not hesitate: It's a pig, it's a pig, I'm a pig!
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The article is lighthearted and hilarious
Intention: Drinking is not good, try to quit drinking
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