My name is Ruan Qiu,
There was a big boss in my ancestors who ascended to the throne and left behind a lot of treasures.
However, after a thousand years, the family declined.
He was robbed of treasures and massacred,
I am the only one left in the Ruan family.
For revenge,
I knelt in front of the Demon King's Palace for fifty years,
Filial piety moves heaven and earth,
The devil took me as his adopted daughter and taught him the magic skills.
I have descended into the sea of fire, climbed up to the snow-capped mountains, been high up in the sky and been called a king, and I have also been beaten up when I fell to the ground.
In short, I have studied hard for a hundred years, and after enduring inhuman torture,
Demonic power is accomplished, and he takes revenge confidently and bravely.
Just when I was about to go on a killing spree, an old witch caught up with me——
The master of the Taishang Sect's Shen Sheng Peak, Taiqing, is a thousand-year-old white lotus.
Don't say that I am her calamity,
You want to take me on as your apprentice.
Huh, if you want to be a master of labor and management, there is no way!
But the old witch pesters me every day,
He talks non-stop every day, and he can chant sutras better than a monk.
Don't let me kill people and set fire to realize the princess' revenge plan,
Haha, do you think I would give in like this?
No, I seized the opportunity and killed the dog keeper of the Daohua sect in front of her.
Dressed in white, half of his lapel was stained with blood,
The old witch was trembling with rage,
I shouted arrogantly: "You want to control labor and management, you're only dreaming! Kill me if you can!"
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I am proud today and sad tomorrow,
For example, today is the 3,600th time I have been punished to copy the Tao Te Ching.
Because yesterday I took advantage of the old witch not paying attention and secretly went to destroy the Di family.
Damn it, when will the old witch become as bad as me?
The handwritten books written by labor and management will be scrapped!
I am willing to give you 10,000 high-grade spiritual stones.
I ask all my colleagues to give me a good prescription and I will pay you a lot of money.
——
Will she actually bloom?
Call you Master and show me your flowers!
Asking me to be a good person is not non-negotiable...
N years later, at a dinner party held by the four major demons in the spirit world, the eldest lady of the Tongbao Chamber of Commerce asked Ruan Qiu with a gossipy face, "I heard that you and Taiqing Yuanjun are together? Who listens to whom?"
"You still need to ask? Master, throw lightning at her! Let her wake up!"
After a breath, Ruan Qiu held his afro and showed a kind smile to his friend: "Look, I asked her to thunder and she didn't dare to rain!"
Tips for this article:
1. The text is not in the first person.
2. I am a cultivator, a pure novice - put down the hand that hits me! Take the blame and run away~~~
3. You love me and I love you. If you don't like it, don't cue it away.
Post the pre-receipt button - "Have I done anything wrong in searching for true love in the Hehuan Sect" Copywriting:
Wannian Cranetail Club is afraid of the scumbag Hehuan sect senior sister
[The text is in third person!
The society is afraid, but the Hehuan Sect...
Yes, I am the only scumbag in the Hehuan Sect!
Then the dog's head was almost knocked off by the elder,
Order me to break through Nascent Soul as soon as possible!
And show me a way to the sky - the Wuqing Sect!
The Wuqing Sect is the strongest tonic for the Hehuan Sect!
I'm ready to move.
Unexpectedly, the newly promoted genius junior sister of Qingqing Sect,
is also on the way to find me.
After all, the Hehuan Sect's love-breaking method is recognized as having good curative effects!
When we meet on a narrow road, Junior Sister Zhengdao not only steals my lyrics——
"You seduced me!"
Still despise me——
"How come you don't know anything?"
"If you don't do anything, how can I get through the love affair and ascend the road?"
"Can you do it?"
You, you, you can't do it!
A scumbag should also have dignity, okay? ! !
In the end, I succeeded in breaking her Taoist heart. I was about to retire after my success, but I was horrified to find that there was no way to retreat——
"Junior sister, don't do this!"
"You go on your ruthless road, and I'll cross my Hehuan Bridge!"
"Hush! If senior sister can't speak, you don't have to speak forever..."
Just kidding, right?
Junior sister, please say something!
Tell me quickly that you are the righteous man in the world, not the sneering villain in front of you! ! !
Intention: The light of the right path will illuminate the darkness