Xu: I love you, and I am willing to dedicate everything to you.
Guyande: Baby, I love you too, come into my arms.
Xu: Huh? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
This is a story about a god x an idiot fan believer. I was inspired by reading the chapter about the god in (Quick Travel: The Face-Slapping Maniac), so I may borrow a little bit of the setting.
Intention: None