Copywriting:
Su Shiyin is the gold medal villain in the Fast Travel Bureau. After working hard for many years, he finally retired honorably. On the day of retirement, he decided to erase his memory and become a happy ordinary person.
Unexpectedly, after returning to the real world, she would be faced with several messes. Faced with a cold-blooded scumbag father who planned to send her away for a business marriage, a fake young master with a heart-throb system who was ready to rise to power at any time, and a huge debt on his body, Su Shiyin: weak, pitiful and helpless. Jpg
Result——
Master Bai, a genius from a medical family: How dare you target him? Bodyguard, call me!
In the world of urban business war, the head of the Yu family with hundreds of billions of assets: Arrears? That's all. Secretary, please debit directly from my account
The godfather of the entertainment industry who has made a grassroots counterattack: Does he want to make money? Assistant, immediately send him the project invitation tailor-made for him.
Su Shiyin, who originally planned to be the Buddhist type and win, turned out to be the Buddhist type and won. ? ? Where did these people come from?
The fake young master and all the villains:? ? ? Why does Su Shiyin know so many big guys? !
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On the Nth day of retirement, the system finally came late. As soon as he saw Su Shiyin, he started crying: "The host is not good! All the children of destiny from the worlds you have traveled through have come to you... You should run away quickly!"
Su Shiyin, who had only recovered his memory at this time, looked at the new neighbors around him: ... Is it too late to apply for retirement and re-employment?
+Food Guide+
1. Gloomy, paranoid and affectionate attack x Buddhist beauty
2. It's quite frustrating in the early stage, but it gets better later on, an unconventional type of group pet article
The author has limited intelligence. If you feel unwell, please escape in time.
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The following is the pre-received copy. You will open it when you have collected enough:
"Being an experience package for three male protagonists at the same time"
Copywriting:
Novice missionary Sang Li was assigned a task by Chuan Bookstore and asked to play the role of a cannon fodder male supporting character in a cultivation novel. The main role was to be slapped in the face by the male protagonist and serve as an experience pack for the male protagonist to upgrade.
As a result, when Sang Li entered the mission, he discovered that there were actually three male protagonists in this novel.
System: Chuan Bookstore is short of manpower. Don't panic. This task is very simple. You can pass it with your feet as long as you follow the script.
Sang Li: Okay, I believe it
However, as the plot develops, Sang Li discovers that something doesn't seem right about the way the male protagonists look at him...
In the busy market, Sang Li sneered contemptuously at the male protagonist: This thing of mine is worth hundreds of thousands, can a poor guy like you afford it?
The dark male protagonist looked at him deeply: I don't have any money, can I pay with my body//?
Sang Li:?
Sang Li led his thugs to find trouble with the male protagonist every day. One day, the male protagonist couldn't bear it and cornered him in a corner. Just when Sang Li thought he was going to be beaten with a sack——
The male protagonist Long Aotian looked at him with a complicated expression: You trouble me every day, could it be that you... Like me?
Sang Li:? ?
The spiritual roots of the marriage partner were abolished. Sang Li brought his younger brother to the house to break off the engagement: Are you the only one who wants to become a Taoist couple with me? If you are wiser, just break off the engagement!
The male protagonist of the break-up drama immediately changed his words when he saw Sang Li's face: Once engaged, I will be yours, and you have to be responsible for me! Otherwise, where would I put my virtuous arch? ?
Sang Li:? ? ?
In the end, looking at the plot line that even his mother didn't recognize, and his poor cannon fodder performance points, Sang Li, who was leaning on the hero's arms, slowly shed tears: As promised, I can pass the script with my feet...
CP: A smart and crazy guy with a low emotional intelligence and a naive beauty. If you are interested, you can add the scumbag author's column to favorites, or directly search for the article ID: 6560373
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Below is the advance receipt from a friend of a scumbag author!
"The First One in the Stars Can Make Plushs" by: Zhou Chisheng
Copywriting:
The last second, the loud bang of the explosion and the noise of electric frequency were still in my ears.
The next second, Jiang Xinghong, who thought he was dead, woke up again and heard a voice asking:
"Doctor, is he a rabbit or a dog?"
Only then did Jiang Xinghong discover that he was the former number one in the alliance, the Light that Cuts the Sky, and the strongest warrior, General Jiang.
Reborn as a long-eared dog.
A dog! !
Jiang Xinghong: Is it too late for me to go back and be reincarnated now?
Before the little question mark on Jiang Xinghong's head disappeared, he realized belatedly that the voice——
It is his bamboo horse Lin Xinlu.
Known: Before he died, the other party confessed to him, but before he only regarded the other party as his younger brother
What kind of Shura field is this!
Fortunately.
Jiang Xinghong discovered that he still had a chance to transform back into a human being:
As long as he is raped a certain number of times, he can change back briefly!
Jiang Xinghong: Post it! You can post it all!
He's just a clingy repair dog!
In the interstellar age, Salukis, as an ancient species, were often designated guardians.
Lin Xinlu, as an alliance general with full credibility and the discoverer of this young dog, was naturally elected.
Lin Xinlu, who has never wanted to keep a pet:...
Can I return it?
However, despite his cold attitude, the puppy he picked up became more and more clingy.
Not only did she follow him to and from get off work, ask him for stickers, but she also handed her head to him to touch.
Even sneaking into his bed and sleeping with him!
In two words: Hard sticker!
Lin Xinlu: I should be angry, but it looks good...
Later.
The military department has a new mascot!
Admiral Lin's dog Gou!
A fluffy star who attracts many fans thanks to her super cuteness!
The military logistics staff looked at this month's situation report, and their eyes trembled:
When was the 3S mecha launched?
When did the most powerful star thief enter the prison?
What? Admiral Jiang's matching weapon is also missing? !
After Jiang Xinghong came back from rebirth, the first thing he did was to investigate the traitor who caused the explosion of his mecha.
Although he is now a repair dog and not as convenient as a human, but!
The advantage of repairing a dog is that you can be cute at any time!
Although I was almost discovered by Lin Xinlu several times...
Jiang Xinghong hid in the corner of the stairs and wiped away cold sweat.
Hey, now that you have your own weapons and mechas, it will be easier to do things!
However, one late night.
Jiang Xinghong slept next to Lin Xinlu as usual.
He suddenly woke up: he seemed to have changed back!
Now, one hand was wrapped around his waist, skin touching.
That was Lin Xinlu's hand.
Jiang Xinghong moved stiffly to the bed.
Behind him, the familiar, calm voice suddenly sounded:
"Brother... Where do you want to go?"
Possessive Nian Xia Gong x Thick Line Shou (The story about how Xiao Jiang was eaten out of nowhere x)
The prototype of Shou is the Saluki Hound, a beautiful and strong dog breed.
Purpose: Treat others sincerely, and there will be rewards.