Monster Boyfriends Who Cum

Bai Fumei Jiangjiang was dumped by her boyfriend of three years because he wanted to save the world. Jiang Jiang:? The editor doesn't know how to be careful? In anger, she chose to go on a blind date. ——I still use the blind date software developed by my ex-boyfriend's company. However, the blind dates seem to have some flaws... Blind Date Object A: He is elegant, modest, considerate and restrained, but his skin is cold and has a vague texture of scales. Maybe he has a skin disease. Blind Date Object B: A sunny, cheerful and clingy little puppy. He seems to have skin hunger syndrome. When applying stickers, he always feels that more than two of his hands are... And sticky. Blind Date Object C: Cold, handsome and taciturn, with a very lustful body, but he always likes to howl at the moon at night, which is too disturbing. Dating partner D: Gentle, kind and natural-minded. When dating, she always chooses a place with water. Even if she sings well, she is a bit boring. … She doesn't know that her very existence is an absolute attraction to all monsters. After they were madly fascinated by her, she broke off the match based on the concept of "the next one will be better". Jiang Jiang: What kind of junk software is developed by your company? The quality of users is so uneven. Ex-boyfriend: ... That's not a dating app, it's a monster hunting app. In order to get rid of the Shura field of blind dates, Jiang Jiang decided to cancel his account. "I don't care, please cancel your account. I don't want to play anymore!" Jiang Jiang said aggrievedly. Her ex-boyfriend, who had always been cold and gentle, lowered her head, and her cold lips made her tremble. "Why... Do you want to get out when you've had enough fun?" Behind her, the wriggling branches like black mud touched the white and tender skin. Things to note: 1. The heart-throb heroine who is a natural scumbag x the male protagonist who is in love and loves brain slices 2. There may be more blind dates than copywriters, depending on the author's xp 3. Very Mary Sue and very local dog 4. The copy has been screenshotted Purpose: Don't be driven by anger and make irrational choices