[This article is the author's first attempt at writing an emotional drama. There are many immature aspects. The content was interrupted for a while. I'm very sorry. Please be careful when entering the trap QAQ]
Once Elijah traveled through time, he lost his savings, his family was ruined, and he was bound to a very evil plug-in, which put his life in danger.
In order to support his family, Elijah sent out resumes, but unfortunately, most of them came to nothing. In the end, only two large companies took the initiative to send interview invitations.
One is a league of well-known superheroes in the universe.
One is the Legion of well-known super villains in the universe.
Elijah: If you can, you should at least try to get two wages.
Later he found both jobs difficult to do.
It's not because the day shift and the night shift often fight because of their conflicting stances.
Nor is it because people question his abilities.
Mainly because Elijah's English is really poor!
And his two bosses are both social experts and like to chat with others during off work hours!
The team holds meetings every few days and is not allowed to turn off the microphone!
The team members are either friends of the boss or another social cow!
Only Elijah knew no one and could not understand their speech.
When he went to work every week, he felt that he had started the hell difficulty when faced with the concerned eyes of his peers and the questions of "It's your turn to express your opinion."
This world that leaves no way for social terror to survive should be destroyed.
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The world is not destroyed.
Because Elijah took control of himself.
He became a well-known dedicated worker, a permanent member of the Yellow Lantern Corps who spread fear, Sinestro's best friend who took advantage of everyone, an indispensable prophet of the Justice League, and a father figure with complicated family relationships.
A certain Kryptonian couldn't help but ask: "How on earth did you do that?"
Elijah: "I talk little."
Do you know why some characters always fall over?
-They talk too much.
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Reading instructions:
1. The male protagonist is an old father who is seriously afraid of society but is very reliable and a workaholic. He has great CP, good attack and endurance, and plays the main role in the plot.
2 It is written to relieve stress. It is effortless, light-hearted and refreshing. The setting is difficult to summarize. In short, there is no bitterness or hatred.
Other complete articles in the column about British and American male protagonists without cp:
"Third rate detective simulator" plot flow detective puzzle solving
"I Inherited Wayne Manor" Main Bat's Home Post
"Welcome to Lego City" is a healing and sweet fairy tale
"Wearing a superhero shell to save the world" is an atypical vest story
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"Can a dog become the dungeon overlord?"
After the end of the world, homes fell and disasters occurred frequently.
The planet that nurtured human wisdom has turned into a furnace of hell that has stopped spinning. Only by measuring the soil with your feet and breaking into patches of land shrouded in strange thick fog can we unearth the truth of the doomsday and pass on the torch of civilization——
Thorndike: "Wait, feet?"
The impassioned speaker suddenly hesitated: "Uh... Occasionally, it can also be four legs?"
By chance, a border collie named himself Thorndike replaced humans and became the chosen explorer.
When entering the foggy 'Second World' for the first time, the system will automatically generate talent skills based on each explorer's situation. Thorndike's skills are as follows:
[Intelligence bonus A+: You are on the IQ ceiling in your group. Every college student who sees you will admit that you sat next door during the college entrance examination.
Talent effect: Gain permanent intelligence bonus.
[Leadership A+: You are born to know how to herd. As long as you are given a piece of grassland, you can turn all the creatures on it into your own flock.
Talent effect: Other creatures will be more likely to believe in you.
Thorndike dog tilted his head: Woof?
Humans before the exploration: Why is there a dog here?
Humans after the exploration began: I am not as smart as a dog? !
Teammate: Is that an ordinary dog? Be respectful, Sister Sang is our school's doctoral supervisor!
From this day on, there was a famous wise man in the second world. Rumor has it that she stands at the top of the rankings, on an equal footing with many big bosses, and is so majestic and inaccessible that every human who sees her in the wasteland has the urge to call her "PhD".
Thorndike put his ears back and showed an innocent expression: I don't know anything. I'm just a puppy.
Her team members: PhD supervisor, please stop pretending to be a PhD supervisor and help me figure out how to pass this level?
Reading instructions:
1 A cool novel, the female protagonist is the strongest, and the male protagonist is yet to be determined.
2 Puppy adventurers, friendly to humans.
3 Can the earth rotate without puppies? Just hold on!
Purpose: Defeat your past self