Column advance collection "Great, it's running with the ball!" Man, the rabbit ran away with the ballCollection of the ball, the copy is at the end~
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Heyu, the aloof lead singer of the Treasure Band, has top-notch looks, comes with a large reverberation speaker on stage, and is a silent little mute offstage.
I met the international actor Lu Yanting backstage at a variety show.
At the same time, the rising young student nodded and bowed to ask for a dragon's autograph. Heyu looked at the crowd of heads and turned around and ran away.
After being caught by the manager and saying hello, Heyu adhered to the concept of no eye contact = no sight = no need to say hello, and kept his head down the whole time.
On the same day, ## #yuù no one is suspected of being at odds with Lu Yanting# was a hot search topic.
No one knew that the variety show was over. He Yu secretly got into Lu Yanting's car and secretly received the certificate with Lu Yanting.
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Heyu, who was severely afraid of society, was arranged by his family to go on a blind date with a greasy old man.
The day before the meeting, I was told that my blind date would be Lu Yanting, the brother next door and idol whom I had not seen for many years.
Heyu spent the whole day reading a certain book and memorizing a 300-word interview draft.
However, on the day we met, the idol's first words when he saw him were: "Long time no see, would you consider marrying me?"
Heyu memorized all the words he had memorized all night and forgot all about them.
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Lu Yanting, a pyramid in the entertainment industry, is ridiculed that she only has a career but no life, and can only be married to work in this life.
However, late one night, Lu Yanting suddenly posted his marriage certificate and revealed that he was married.
Netizens were collectively heartbroken and speculated about the truth behind the marriage.
Even Heyu's teammates are also complaining: "It is said that the actor Lu is marrying his son, and if there is no official announcement, the child will be born."
Heyu: "..."
Later, Heyu's star-chasing account was exposed, and all the likes and collections were a collection of Lu Yanting's half-naked abdominal muscles, and he made appointments for food production and support.
Netizens burst into laughter. Only Lu Yanting broke into the band dormitory in the middle of the night and breached the N Company defense——
"Why don't you watch the clips and not the real people?"
"Does the screen feel better than mine?"
"Why do they call you Mrs."
"Let's make a public announcement sometime."
Pre-collection of "Great, running with the ball!"
Copywriting:
The salty beauty once passed through the book, but was told that she would work hard to assist the third prince in seizing the throne. However, she was forced to cross the river and demolish the bridge, and fell down on the eve of the ceremony.
Great Beauty:? ? ?
Who worked hard, me?
In order to lie down, he climbed over the wall and knocked on the door of the Prince's Mansion all night: "Here, do you need to open your mouth to eat?"
The prince is good everywhere, but he is severely mysophobic and likes to take baths.
Not only does she love washing herself, she also loves washing him.
Wash early in the morning, wash in the evening, and wash late at night.
Wake up to wash when you fall asleep, wash when clean and dirty.
The beautiful lady couldn't bear it anymore and kicked him out of bed: "Do you understand, salted fish won't taste good if you wash it too much!"
However, His Highness the Prince's bathing skills were superb. Not only did he not make the salted fish smell bad, he also managed to get a small salted fish in his body.
Afraid that the prince would want to wash the fry after he finished washing, the beauty patted the hem of her clothes, rubbed oil on her soles and ran away.
Three years later.
Looking at the snow-white rabbit and the mud-colored cub, the beauty smiled slightly and put down the water ladle gracefully.
He and the rabbit were packed and sent back to the Prince's Mansion.
Whoever likes it can wash it. He can't take care of this kid.
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One night, when the prince came home from get off work after a busy day, he was caught off guard and hugged his thigh by a mud kid whose face he couldn't see clearly——
"Wash up and give me some clothes to wear!"
Concept: Gold always shines
Reader comments
Isn't Xiao Wang very skilled at [laughing and crying]?
Isn't Xiao Wang very skilled at [laughing and crying]?