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*one*
Duan Youning has gone through the motions, from a university professor to a thirty-eight-tier kid with terrible acting skills in the novel, who maliciously ties up new top-ranking actors and everyone calls him a "beater".
When I woke up, I was being beaten by my agent: I have to do it if I have to, and if I don't, I won't do it.
Thinking of the lunch box that will fall into his hands in a month, Duan Youning: I don't dare to touch it!
In order to solve the mess of the original owner, Duan Youning decisively proposed a divorce agreement. Then, he was forced to make his debut and participated in the legendary famous breakup variety show with top veterans.
After the show started, Duan Youning strictly implemented the three no's principles set by Qi Ran: not taking the initiative to speak, not taking the initiative to make physical contact, and not taking the initiative to ask the director to add intimate interactions.
However, what happened to this person who came over to disturb him from reading from time to time, touched his head and cuddled up to him, and kept asking the director to add scenes? We agreed not to interfere with each other!
Looking at the broken door locks, Duan Youning asked: Is there any personal space left? I want to do the questions. Thank you!
At first, Qi Ran's attitude toward Duan Youning was: Go farther away, don't touch me!
Later, Qi Ran looked at Duan Youning's cold and proud back and lit a cigarette: Ningning hasn't spoken to me for a day, I miss him, I miss him, I miss him! I won't be happy anymore. Jpg
*two*
It was learned that Li Fufu would be participating in "Our Romantic Travel":
Old fans: I'm so happy that the blood-sucking waste is finally leaving my brother. After the divorce, one hundred people were successfully drawn to get the latest top endorsement!
Fans of the original owner: Duan Youning, get out of the entertainment industry!
All passers-by: Who is this? Why are hot searches occupying public resources? Don't want to give Hubi eyes to understand?
Later:
Old fans: Ningning, Ningning is so cute and gentle, what a little angel Ningning is! Did the dog man save the galaxy in his previous life? One person wrote a letter in blood begging Ning Ning not to abandon Qi Ran~
The original owner's anti-fan: What, someone dares to defy Ningning? Get out of the way and let me do it. I haven't lost yet when you troll someone! One person wrote a letter in blood begging Ning Ning to film a movie and untie her to make a solo debut~
All passers-by: Four languages, advanced mathematics, arranging flowers and making tea, painting and cooking, and my acting skills are damn good. My mother asked me why I knelt down to watch the show! One person wrote in blood begging Ning Ning to open a tutoring class~
Duan Youning, who wanted to quit the circle after finishing this vote: Who am I, where am I, what are you talking about? I just want to be my ordinary math teacher. Thank you~
Tips:
1. Hard-tongued and soft-hearted/Double standard jealous star attacks VS gentle and generous/Emotionally slow beauty suffers
2. Slow to heat up, both offensive and defensive characters have flaws, grow together
3. There are loopholes in the logic, but the sweetness is the greatest
4. No prototype, no prototype, no prototype~
5. Not bad at the protagonists of the original book, all the characters are cute~
[Pre-receipt of the copy of "Are Other People's Canaries Like This?"]
Ruan Chu once passed through the book and became a cannon fodder villain who was devoted to the protagonist and would do anything to get his attention. When he passed through, the protagonist was confessing his love to Bai Yueguang, and he was warmly greeted by cynicism and sarcasm from all directions.
Ruan Chu, who suddenly had a fortune of hundreds of millions to inherit, decided to stay away from the protagonist to preserve his IQ.
Wouldn't it be nice for him to work hard at his career? !
Later, the artists he signed became hits, the variety shows he invested in became popular, and he even had several award-winning movies.
Ruan Chu is getting more and more unhappy: the canary he raised on a whim looks good, has a good temper, good acting skills, good cooking skills, and good skills (shy), but is too indifferent and not cute at all!
What about being obedient and agreeable? Are other people's canaries like this?
Ruan Chu: I won't be happy anymore. Jpg
***
Three-time Best Actor Cheng Jian was reborn, and he happened to go back to where his agent drugged him and gave him to a certain boss. When he was thinking about whether to use a wine bottle or a brick, he was saved.
The young master who rescued him had red lips and white teeth, was well-behaved, and stared at him with clean and transparent eyes. The cold-hearted Cheng Jianhui found it very interesting, and then he got a little golden pig.
Later, fans discovered that they were gentle, elegant, and had superb acting skills. Actor Cheng, who was about to become president, frowned every day.
Cheng Jian looked back at Ruan Chu, who was wearing cartoon pajamas: His little golden pig was rich and generous, cute and good at cooking, but he always looked at him with strange eyes and said some strange things!
Where is the overbearing president that we agreed on? Are other people's little golden pigs like this too?
Cheng Jian replied: You little golden pigs are so difficult to understand. Jpg
Small Theater
Afterwards, he discovered that his canary was actually Bai Yueguang, the subject of the protagonist. Ruan Chu, who was successful and famous, expressed that he did not want to be related to the protagonist. After giving him a big-budget movie,
Ruan Chu said: Since you don't know how to act like a baby, I don't want to waste time with you!
Canary's expression suddenly became sinister and terrifying, and she blocked him behind the door.
Just as Ruan Chu wanted to beg for mercy, he was grabbed by the corner of his clothes.
Cheng Jian replied: Chirmi.
Ruan Chu:......
Woohoo, so cute! The blood tank is empty. Jpg
Cute love occasionally gets fucked × cold double standard slaps in the face for love
1. No prototype×3
2.1V1, same-sex marriageable background
3. Shou is not an iron-headed person, but Guai Gong has a face.
[Advance collection of the copywriting of "I told you not to get too involved in the drama"]
After three years of silence due to a scandal, double actor Wen Yang suddenly made a high-profile comeback and immediately announced a movie: a gold medal director, a gold medal screenwriter, and a big production.
But the partner turned out to be a little-known 18th-tier actor who was just starting out?
In the face of many speculations from the outside world, @: If you win the prize, don't cue.
To show his concern, Wen Yang changed his past lackadaisical attitude and not only filmed well by himself, but also consciously took on the responsibility of helping his co-stars -
Don't understand character psychology? Wen Yang helped analyze word for word;
Not used to movie moves? Wen Yang took the trouble to practice;
Don't know how to kiss? Wen Yang has various postures for you to choose from;
Even in the sex scenes, Wen Yang did it personally and patiently "guided"...
That is,
Looking at his idol's collarbone that was inadvertently exposed, He Yan once again despised himself: How can a fan be restless?
***
I thought Wen Yang was completely good, but halfway through filming, a paparazzi released a high-definition video of the two of them entering and leaving the hotel, causing an uproar on the entire Internet.
After waking up from the self-blame of offending his idol, He Yan quickly clarified: "I was too involved in the drama and fell in love with Teacher Wen unilaterally. He only regarded me as a junior!"
Unexpectedly, before he sent it out, Wen Yang blocked him at the door.
The idol was wearing his shirt, with the collar loose and open, revealing dark hickeys. There was a hint of distress on his usually serious face: "Are you really in love with me?"
"I told you not to get too involved in the drama, why are you just causing trouble for me?"
"Since you have made me known as a scumbag, you can only compensate me for it."
Seniors who appear to be serious are actually taking advantage, which is not enough for the actor
VS
A good young man who looks exactly the same but feels guilty for offending his idol every day.
Tips:
1. In the next year, shou is 8 years older than attack
2. No prototype×3
3. Logic-dead cookie~
Mission: Everyone deserves to be loved