What Bad Intentions Can a Little Kitten Have?

Shao Sui was raped by a calico male cat and spent several thousand to treat the cat. After the treatment, the cat did not leave. I monitored him going to the toilet every day, secretly drank water from his cup, purred and petted him twice when he was happy, and punched him twice when he was unhappy. But Shao Sui has mysophobia and obsessive-compulsive disorder, and is still a straight man. You have to ask what the relationship between sexual orientation and cat ownership is. Normally, it doesn't matter... But when Shao Sui spent a month transitioning from "I will never raise a cat" to "I indulge in petting cats every morning and don't want to go to work", the calico male cat suddenly turned into a beautiful and delicate human boy. The boy was still the same as when he was a cat. He monitored him taking a shower, seized his cup, pressed his chest muscles with his slender human palms, and asked innocently while stepping on it: "Why didn't you slap my butt with a ruler?" "...?" The young man also spoke like a kitten coquettishly: "It's been a day since you grabbed my paws and pressed them beside my ears, kissed my flesh pads, bit my ears, and then buried you in my belly like a caterpillar." "How do I prove you are my cat?" "On the second day you brought me home, you lifted my hind legs and secretly photographed my balls. On the fifth day, you touched my crotch. On the seventh day, you wanted to sleep with me! Every time you do it to me, I say no, and you accuse me of deliberately seducing you to rob me!" "..." After three seconds of careful consideration, Shao Sui picked up his cell phone and dialed 120, "I'm sorry, it seems the mushrooms I ate last night were not cooked. Now my cat looks like a human and speaks human language." Seeing that he was indifferent, the young man asked sadly: "You don't like me anymore, do you? Then I'll run away from home." Shao Sui couldn't bear to see Maomao being aggrieved, so he kissed and hugged her over and over again. Until the doctor came to the door, pointed at the young man next to him and asked: "Do you want your family members to follow you in the car?" "..." Oh, my God. After a period of time, Shao Sui finally accepted the fact that the domestic cat had become a sperm. At the same time, his obsessive-compulsive disorder was cured, his mysophobia was almost gone, and he was also aroused. - Small Theater For Shao Sui, the most painful thing in the world is that the male cat at home has turned into a human and still pesters you to kiss and hug you as before. After you bend the cat, the cat does not bend. The cat's love is just an ordinary pet love, and it wants to go out to play with the female cat from time to time. After discovering the truth, Shao Sui looked very calm - shit. In fact, my heart was so hideous that it was beyond recognition, twisting, roaring, and darkness crawling. I struggled for a moment between wishing the kitten happiness and a small dark room with sealed doors and windows, and finally chose the third option. He lay weakly in the hospital and coaxed: "I'm going to die, and I need a cat to accompany me throughout my life." The usually little creative spirit had red eyes: "I am the cat, I will always be with you." Shao Sui: "It's not about the companionship of a cat and its owner, it's about the companionship of a cat and its owner." Cat: "But..." Shao Sui vomited blood: "I'm going to die, do you still want to be a straight cat?" "No, no! I'm just a crooked cat now." The kitten looked up aggrievedly, "Then can I still deliver small fish to the milk tea next door in the future?" Shao Sui closed his eyes suddenly. [Be wary at first, but the tsundere becomes more and more coquettish when attacked, flirting without knowing that the cat is being affected] [On the outside he is gentle and cold, but in reality he is a human attacker with a bit of a perverted controlling father.] Ps: 1. A story about a man attacking a cat and a straight cat (pseudo). The first few chapters have more of an attacking perspective, and the later chapters have more of a passive perspective. It is a short story, about a hundred thousand words. 2. Shou is a rare calico male cat, born a little eunuch, sterile (with bells). ———— Maomaogong, which has the same worldview as this article, has pre-released "Why Can't We Cats Be Attackers"? If you like it, you can go to the column and save it: Xie Youguan is a civet cat. He grew up in a cat spirit base. His motto is "Every cat should be a master of human beings." He despises those domestic cats who lie at the feet of humans and roll around like coquettishly every day. A year after he started working, Xie Youguan posted a "recruitment advertisement" on the telephone pole while wiping away tears—— [Big raccoon flower, a cat with a handsome face, cute, soft and cute, just two cans a day! Don't miss it if you pass by. Call the number below to take the cat home. From now on, you will no longer be a wild man without a cat. I stayed there for a week and no one cared. Xie Youguan decided to take the initiative. It chose an adopter for itself who smelled particularly good pheromones. In order to prevent humans from randomly giving it names like "Sangbiao" or "Dandan", it also purchased a nameplate for itself online in advance, with the three characters "Xie Youguan" engraved on it. On a dark and windy night, it knocked on the window of its adopter's house and jumped in grandly. After a round of inspection, it was very satisfied, then got into the bed and meowed to the confused human: "What are you doing standing around? It's very late, come and sleep." - As a dog owner, Mo Qing was taken in by a fox-like tabby cat. The other party secretly entered the room, drank water from his cup, slept on his bed, used his bathroom and ate the most expensive cans, and was jealous of his dog every day. He even turned into a human one night and rubbed his legs with his tail raised. In principle, cats in heat must be taken to the hospital for sterilization. Xie Youguan swung his tail vigorously, said in a loud voice and said aggrievedly, "You really don't like cats! Would you be able to accept that silly dog if it turned into a human?" Mo Qing: "..." In principle, no serious person would mess around with cats and dogs. If this is discovered, it will make headlines and be ridiculed by humans around the world for a year, right? Xie Youguan pulled the lamp, his eyes were shining with laser light: "Then let's do it quietly!" Ps: 1. Cats attack people. Purpose: Kittens' love is unrequited, so cherish it.