The copywriting will be changed again, but the memes and characters remain unchanged. They are the social cow characters written by the social fear author, and the story of the chicken and the dog after being transported to reality~
The protagonist of Song Xian's latest novel is revealed.
He also saw a perfunctory biography with his name written on Song Xian's computer.
——Kuang Sui (among the eunuchs)
Kuang Sui: ... Tsk.
A cold light flashed, and the tip of the sword trembled in front of Song Xian's forehead. Song Xian panicked in his heart and hugged the keyboard calmly on the surface.
Song Xian: You... Your excellence has even kept my keyboard away from the edge.
Kuang Sui raised his eyebrows: He likes me.
Song Xian confessed: After the break, I couldn't sleep every night.
The sword was sheathed, Kuang Sui looked satisfied, and took root naturally: Write, it will satisfy you.
In this way, Song Xian inexplicably ended up living with a sword cultivator and working hard.
In the first chapter, the sword cultivator and the cat fought for a hundred rounds. It was rare that the cat did not break up the house tonight.
In the second chapter, the master swordsman went to the rookie station for training and helped the dead man to retrieve a car of express delivery.
In Chapter 3, Jian Xiu successfully scared away the unreasonable neighbors.
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Song Xian, who is afraid of society, gradually feels that having one more person in the family is not a bad thing.
Until one day, Kuang Sui: Yesterday I saw a list of the top ten must-visit places for Valentine's Day.
Song Xian opened the champagne at halftime:?
Kuang Sui raised his home clothes: You know, geniuses like me don't like to retreat.
Song Xian backed away: I am a fool and need to retreat...
Also, although the eight-pack abs I wrote are indeed beautiful, you should at least wear some clothes!
Kuang Sui put his oversized clothes into a tight fit, then took out someone from behind the computer who had closed his eyes and pretended to be dead, and said lightly: Let's go, there are so many people today and it's lively.
The Internet celebrity attraction was crowded, but Song Xian was the only one who wanted to plant himself in the mud in the corner.
Kuang Sui dragged the person all the way, and when he turned around, he realized that the soul had been gone for a while.
Song · Social Fear · Zhaijia Mushroom · Full-time Author · Has Faded · Xian:... Is it too late for me to hit the sword now?
Kuang Sui shrugged: Control | I didn't bring the knife.
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In return for going out, Kuang Sui was asked to serve as Song Xian's mouthpiece at the autograph signing event.
Song Xian was immersed in signing autographs, while Kuang Sui greeted every reader on his behalf. The atmosphere at a book signing for a well-known celebrity has never been so harmonious and warm.
Reader: Which character does Mr. Xian like the most?
Kuang Sui suddenly looked over.
Song Xian crooked his signature and pushed up his glasses calmly.
"Kang Sui... I like Kuang Sui."
Although he is straight, he is very flirtatious. Kenshu x Extremely Socially Horrible, Very Popular Author
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