Q: What is it like to be forced to live with your ex?
Answer: Laxatives, one or two can cover your waistcoat, but if six of them gather together, I will be the biggest villain of the year. What evil have I done... I really want to poison the porridge and everyone will finish it off!
—Sudden update—
Since everyone wants to know, let me tell you briefly.
Ex No. 1 Was a high school junior with bright eyes and a cute puppy. We broke up with him because he suddenly went abroad.
Ex No. 2 Was the school librarian. I originally thought it was a beauty attack, but I didn't expect it to be the same. I bumped into different models~
The ex-colleague No. 3 Looked polite and aloof, but was actually a pile driver. Later, he was discovered by the company and the company broke up and left the company.
Ex No. 4 May not be considered an ex. He uses me to remember his Bai Yueguang. He is mature, wealthy and considerate, but he always likes to call me fat:)
Ex No. 5, My fitness coach, thank him for turning me from a fat little handsome guy into a high-quality handsome guy, but his hands are too heavy, my vagina hurts, and I don't have the m tendency. Goodbye!
Ex No. 6, King Neptune, I know, and he also knows that I know. Later, I moved and it was inconvenient for YP so I deleted him.
PS: I won't eat any of the above-mentioned advice.
-Kneel down for everyone-
I made up the story, so please don't take it personally.
There is no prototype, so don't push it, it's a joke! !
-Who is afraid of whom? -
Yes, I am Zhou Shengyao in "Court in the Wilderness".
How about it! I have a showdown! ! !
Statement again! I didn't know that beforehand. Program team#^&%@#!
Who knows if they are scripted or just want to be Shura? Anyway, neither labor nor management loves anyone!
[On this day, the number of live broadcast viewers hit a new high]
Audience: "I'll give the planes and rockets to Yaoyao! Don't look back, let them burn the crematorium!!!"
Audience: "The three most beautiful things in the world: racing, buying stocks, and crematoriums."
Audience: "There is also candy! I am the little wolfdog in this wave today!!"
Audience: "Children only make choices. Adults hope that Yao Zai will be exposed to both rain and dew. Remember to turn on the live broadcast when doing so (dog head)"
Audience: "Stop beeping, come and watch from camera No. 3! High-definition without coding!!"
[Guide to Reading Articles]
1. After losing weight, I became plump and good-looking. I used to have a little baby fat. Now he has a professional CV, full wilderness and food skills, and Pippi is a huge fan.
2. The content of Xiongjing and Shura fields is high, and all members are affected by it.
3. The main attacker is the one with the deepest misunderstandings, the best looks, the most favored and the sweetest one. If you feel that he is too cruel and bad to other attackers and you can't accept it, please leave by yourself without telling him, thank you:)
4. The stand-in joke only appears on Jin Shizhe. As for why, I won't say any spoilers.
★Pre-receipt of "Becoming a Chaebol!" I build a city and gather beauties"
You suffer from extreme facial control syndrome, and you feel unhappy when you don't see beautiful women. Even after you become a chaebol, your facial control syndrome still persists.
In order to survive, you build a building to attract beautiful people from inside, and put them on one floor according to their appearance level. You live on the first floor, get up and take the sightseeing elevator every day, see all kinds of beauties, and then go to the rooftop restaurant to eat.
In just half a year, the tall building was filled with you, and the original owner's anorexia was cured.
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A year later, your dyslexia starts to show up again. The reason is that these little fresh meats are gradually becoming the same, they are all white and thin, and you are tired of aesthetics.
On the other hand, other industries, such as gentle and elegant teachers, dark and muscular men with duck necks, ascetic dentists in white coats... Can cure your disease better. So, you collected beautiful men from all walks of life and built high-rise buildings one after another.
The local planning bureau asked you what you were doing. You didn't want to reveal your medical history, so you lied to them and said - [This is planning a small town]
This town has complete facilities, including medical care, entertainment, catering, and education and training. The Planning Bureau thinks your blueprint is very good and will help promote urban development, so it invested more than one billion in you.
This little money is nothing to you, but after getting official recognition, your town can be expanded, from town to city, and you even become the mayor. A telescope tower was also built in the city center, where you can see any medicine guide you want.
*
Your Beauty City has become the most popular tourist destination in the world, with an annual turnover of hundreds of billions. In one fell swoop, you have pushed the GDP of the entire country to be the first in the world.
Of course, this achievement is nothing to a chaebol like you.
The important thing is that all kinds of handsome men and women from all over the world are pouring into your beauty market, and your beauty problem has never happened again...
Purpose: Who knows that every meal on the plate is hard work?