This is a rant, and I really just want to rant, so please don't take your seat...
The brainless super big Su Shuang refuses the ginseng cock and doesn't like to be separated!
Ever since the immediate boss of the Time Travel Bureau came back from the Qing Dynasty, Su Shuang's life has become more and more difficult day by day. Either he feels that Su Shuang dresses too androgynously and does not dress in a wedding style that men like, or he feels that Su Shuang has not married after twenty-five years. After losing face to her parents, she finally felt that Su Shuang was too independent and was not a good wife and mother, so no one wanted her, so she made a mistake and asked her to practice in male videos and experience what would happen to a woman who cannot capture the heart of the male protagonist.
As a result, Su Shuang took the system and traveled through time to become the cannon fodder in the male pornographic novel.
1. The ordinary male protagonist marries into a wealthy family and becomes a couple with a beautiful lady from the wealthy family. With the help of the female protagonist's family background, he rises to the sky. After establishing a firm foothold, he begins to take in concubines one after another...
Su Shuang was angry: If you want to eat soft food, you don't even look at your face. A guy like this can marry Bai Fumei and reach the pinnacle of his life and start a harem. Where is my forty-meter sword? I will castrate him first, and then bring back several concubines for him. I wish him and his concubines a happy family...
System: Calm down your anger and finish the worship first, then only the husband and wife are left to worship each other.
2. An arrogant genius boy suddenly lost all his spiritual power, and his fiancée broke off the engagement. After working hard to get back to the top, he humiliated his fiancée's entire family head in a battle, and even killed his fiancée's favorite senior brother.
Su Shuang: I am naturally good at looks, and I like my senior brother who is so handsome, gentle, rich and handsome. I have never set my sights on the male protagonist from the beginning. How awesome he is is none of my business. For the sake of my future happy life with my senior brother, I will take advantage of this kid's temporary lack of spiritual power to kill him first and end the whole drama.
System: Wait, wait, wait for the senior brother to show up first...
3. The rich son-in-law was looked down upon by his father-in-law and his family. He raised his hand and the limited edition sports cars lined up neatly on both sides of the street opened. A butler in a black suit came to him and said respectfully: "Master, are we here to take you home?"
Before leaving, the male protagonist who regained his identity severely humiliated her whole family, took away her illegitimate half-sister, and staged a drama in which the sister-in-law was the true love.
Su Shuang: This bastard knew that his wife and the whole family were ridiculed for finding a soft-boiled man, and they were all married. He also hid his family background, money and status from his wife, and even hooked up with his sister-in-law right under his wife's nose. Why didn't he let these scumbags and this bitch get together from the beginning? I will never marry a man like this who has no sincerity and tells lies...
System: You are already married. This is your marriage certificate.
4. A poor and wretched rural bachelor married the village belle by chance. However, his mother-in-law felt that the village belle was not virtuous enough, his father-in-law felt that the village belle was not filial enough, and the bachelor felt that the village belle was not good enough for him. In a dispute between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, the village belle lost her reproductive function. In order to carry on the family line, he later met a fair-skinned and beautiful young lady from the city, a talented girl who returned from overseas, a female CEO who was both beautiful and talented, and so on, a beautiful young woman who was more powerful and more powerful than the others...
Su Shuang: Is it that we women are all blind or that all the men in the world are dead? I can't complete this task. If you don't let me wear it back, you will wait to collect the corpse of this scum.
System: Calm down, calm down, be sure to calm down, put the knife down first...
That's all for now. I'll add more when I think of it. Feel free to leave a message. (Copywriting 2021.3.4)
Intention: Cannon fodder must be uniquely beautiful! !