I Really Just Want to Retire

Click on the column for pre-received articles ~ "I cracked after becoming a system" "There is something wrong with this entertainment industry" Copywriting of this article: When Fu Zizhan found out that the place where he landed was a pigsty, he knew that something had happened. He finally completed the last mission in the fast-traveling world. He should never leave the task of choosing a retirement location to that unreliable system. Fu Zizhan: "Is this what you call a life of eating and sleeping?" The system pointed a guilty finger: "No... Doesn't it count?" "Heh" It's getting cold. Let's turn on the system to keep warm. A certain program crew recorded a magical scene while filming in the countryside. A teenager is sitting in the yard, eating steak and drinking red wine with a fork in his left hand and a knife in his right hand. In the corner, a golden retriever is stepping on the washboard... Washing clothes? ? ? There was a lot of discussion after the show was aired. Fu Zizhan looked at the hot searches and looked at the dog: "You are famous, go out and earn money to support me." System: "???" I am really not a dog, and you are really not a human! ! ! Later, one person, one system became more and more popular in the entertainment industry, and Fu Zizhan's interview video leaked. Moderator: "In which direction are we going to develop our next work plan?" Fu Zizhan: "Prepare to retire and take care of yourself" Fans: "!!!" No! We don't allow it! I beg my brother to open a business! ! ! Fu Zizhan: "..." He really just wants to grow old. Receive the stamp column in advance~ "There's something wrong with this entertainment industry" The ten generals and one hundred thousand ghost soldiers under the Ghost King of the past dynasties possess the power of swallowing up mountains and rivers and destroying the world with a wave of his hand. Shi Luo, who had just woken up, looked at the empty hills and the disappearing soldiers... ? ? ? Something is wrong. He must have woken up in the wrong way! After another nap, Shi Luo woke up and found that he didn't even have an empty mountain top anymore! Instead, he possessed a little horn in a story book. - Xiao Jiaojiao made his debut with a miserable life experience, but in the end he played all the good cards and worked so hard that the company was ready to give up on him. When Shi Luo possessed him, the black material about his original body was flying all over the sky. ? ? ? This is not the hill he wants! After a while, Shi Luo realized that although his mountaintop was gone, the ghost generals were actually there! ! - Netizens discovered that the young artists who love to commit suicide have stopped doing it recently, which is why the entertainment industry is gradually starting to become strange... Why were the two top celebrities holding Shi Luo's thigh and crying heartbrokenly? Why did the business tycoon, who was always indifferent to others, smile kindly at Shi Luo? Why did an old artist couple who had been childless for many years threaten to adopt Shi Luo as their godson? … Concerned netizens: Have you all been demoted? Wake up, hey! Is there no master to practice it? Something is wrong with the entertainment industry! At this time, the masters of metaphysics were hugging each other and kneeling tremblingly in front of their ancestral halls: Please tell us from our ancestors and give us a way to survive. Why is the aura of a human being so terrifying? ! Ancestor: The person has been buried, don't cue! It's probably a heartwarming story about a gangster in the entertainment industry who takes in a kid by the way. Concept: Gold can shine wherever it is