★It's over, the extra chapter will be published separately, Boop~ See you in the next one~
"The Devil Also Wants to Farm"
"[Holographic] Stop scrolling, I'm a salty fish"
"Back to the third grade of elementary school"
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As the future high priest of the elves, I should have been a dignified and holy being, but my friends never gave me this chance.
My No. 1 Friend is a human race. He was once a proud man, but he had an accident in a secret realm and became a "waste".
After learning the news, people from his fiancée's family came over to break off the engagement, and confidently gave the reason "you are not suitable".
After hearing this, I angrily rolled up my sleeves and picked up my weapon. Before I could do anything, my human friend stopped me.
Human friends: "Thirty years in Hedong, don't bully young people into poverty!"
I was stopped: "..."
Does this have anything to do with me beating someone up?
My number two friend is the king of the demon clan.
Logically speaking, his goal should be to lead the demons to fight with people of other races.
Until one day, when I went to his territory, I saw——
The high-level demons were wearing short-sleeved shorts and giving orders at the edge of the fields.
Intermediate demons use magic power to operate various strange machines and work hard to cultivate the fields.
The low-level demons were sweating and working hard with human tools to build houses and pave roads.
Me: "..."
Other races that are actively preparing for war know that they are going to cry!
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The Elf High Priest has always felt out of place among his friends.
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Reading guide:
1. Atypical Western Fantasy! A magically modified version of Western Fantasy! Not serious fantasy! ! ! (This is the key point for me to see)
2. The text is in the third person, feel free to read it
3. This world is a beautiful place and there are no bad people in the traditional sense.
4. The main text is all made up, don't go online.
5. Friends of the Elf High Priest are not limited to the protagonists of Qi. Dian waste material novels and Jinjiang farming novels, as well as the protagonists of rebirth and slap-in-the-face novels, and the protagonists of system quick travel novels, etc.
6. There will be jokes in quq, so you should clear the JPG first.
Screenshot taken on 2021.3.3
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Advance payment:
"[Holographic] Stop scrolling, I'm a salty fish"
Holographic without CP
Ever since the holographic game "Desolate Continent" was launched, I noticed something was wrong with the friends I played the game with.
Friend No. 1 Put his arm around my shoulders and described to me the beautiful (super) awesome (level) scene in the future.
Friend: "Did you see that this will be our city in the future, and it will also be the largest territory in the game "Desolate Continent"!"
I looked at the desolate countryside where there were no birds and slowly made a question mark.
Don't lie to me, I downloaded the National Anti-Fraud APP.
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Friend No. 2 Was tempting me with the top-notch equipment I had just exchanged with the competitive instructor, trying to convince me to compete in the arena together.
"With our two swords combined, we will definitely be able to compete in the double arena and reach the pinnacle of life!"
I stared down at my newbie equipment in confusion.
Does it turn out that the novice equipment is the most awesome equipment?
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As a salted fish, I am incompatible with you.
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Ps:
1. I stream holographic online games, the text is third person
2. Something is wrong with the protagonist's friends (cross out)
3. You fight and you are right
Purpose: Only through unity, friendship, harmony and mutual assistance can we have a better tomorrow.