[HP] Tachycardia

What to do if you become Professor McGonagall's nephew? Of course it's time to pick up Severus! What could be happier than spending time with Severus? If so, it would be with Severus! Garfield: What? Have you ever heard someone say that I am too good? Hum hum, when brother I get angry, don't you guys say I'm not good? Everyone in the Snake Court: Come here, tie up this little snake and throw it into the dean's office! Si Jiao: Get out! Minerva, why do you want me to raise your little troll? ! Mag: Now he's a little snake and it's up to you. To everyone at Hogwarts who was bought off: Garfield is a good boy. (Professor, just follow him, then those joke supplies will be half price for us for a month.) On how the Slytherins went from cute little tsunderes to parents worrying about Garfield. Garfield: I want to date you, but you treat me like your son? ! (Silently smashing the book, this "Teaching You One Hundred Steps to Chase People" is useless! I want to send the author a razor blade!) Si Jiao: I raised you as my own son, but you actually want to sleep with me when you grow up? ! (Throw the book into the fire. This set of "Teaching You How to Raise Children by Steps" is simply rubbish. The author's brain must have been stuck by the troll's nose!) The Sorting Hat who is free to write a book: I understand that if there is a problem, blame me? Snape attacks and Garfield receives Idea: I like slightly sweet honey water