No One Is More Stupid Than Me

2021.3.2 Record Xie Chaosheng's dream is to be a salted fish, lying in a small puddle on the beach, basking in the warm sun and never moving. But when he traveled to the cultivation world, he came face to face with the scene of the orphan. The woman with bruises all over her body grabbed the corner of his clothes: "Master, junior brother, Changsheng Sect, He Xuan'er... Just, rely on you..." Xie Chaosheng was sprayed in the face with Tumo Xingzi mixed with blood. Before he could recover, he had already succeeded in becoming the leader of the Immortality Sect. Xie Chaosheng: "..." Good guy, really good guy. … Being the leader is so tiring. Raising children is even more tiring. After three years of secret fighting with traitors inside and outside the clan, Xie Chaosheng was exhausted mentally and physically and decided to give up his career. He took the fake death medicine and summoned his eldest disciple - the "lone" who had been entrusted with his care back then. He said miserably: "Xuan'er, the end of my life as a master has come, and the Immortality Sect depends on you..." Before he finished speaking, he tilted his head and loosened his hands. Perfect. … Salted fish is so delicious. Salted fish is so delicious. Salted fish... Damn it, Xie Chaosheng was lying on his homemade lazy chair, staring blankly at the eldest disciple who came to the door, his throat rolled a few times: "Xuan'er, I'm not..." The eldest disciple lowered his eyes: "Master, I have been usurped." Xie Chaosheng: "..." Disciple: "I volunteered." Xie Chaosheng: "..." Disciple: "What are you fighting for? Isn't it better to just be a salted fish?" Xie Chaosheng: "Get out..." The eldest disciple hugged his rocking chair with a "plop" and burst into tears: "Master, I don't want to work hard anymore. I don't want to be the sect leader at all. I want to bask in the sun... Master, your chair is really nice. Can you let me lie down on it?" Xie Chaosheng: "... Tell me first, who is the current sect leader?" The eldest disciple whispered the traitor's name. ——This person is cunning, cunning, and does all kinds of evil. Xie Chaosheng's eyes darkened. … Why is it so difficult to be a salty fish? Forced to take the lead, Master Xianyu was attacked by a scheming disciple who said, "Of course I'm faking it." Real salted fish vs pretending to be salted fish, whoever turns over first will lose Purpose: Overcome lazy thinking and strive to contribute to collective development and construction