Note: This article is written in the first person~~~
one
My mentor is a madman who is dedicated to studying how to travel through time.
One day, the instructor knocked on a gong: "It's Q&A time, if you could time travel, what era would you like to travel to?"
The senior brother looked forward to it: "I hope to live until the 1980s, seize the east wind of openness, and become the richest man in Asia."
The senior sister pondered for a while: "I hope to travel to a barbaric era without openness and complete the construction of my own kingdom."
I applauded next to me, and all six eyes of the three people looked at me: "Little Lingling, where do you want to go?"
I said, "I want to go back and contract a big farm to farm."
The instructor took the lead in applauding: "May all our wishes come true!"
Then I traveled through time with a big gift package given by my mentor.
I couldn't take over the contract for a large farm because I was dressed as a sex girl in a brothel.
Two
When I met the suspected male protagonist.
Me: I am actually a fairy from the sky who came down to earth to survive the calamity.
Qin Che: I want to be with you.
Me: I just couldn't control myself and fell in love. I still want to go back.
Qin Che: I want to be with you.
Me: Don't really fall in love with me, I'm just obsessed with your appearance.
Qin Che: I just want to be with you.
Me: Well, I've been called madam by your men, what else can I say?
Qin Che: Actually, I am not only a member of the Qin family in Jiangzhong, I am also the owner of the Valley of Wind and Rain. I am also the seventh son of the current emperor. Therefore, you are still the wife of the owner of the valley and the seventh prince's concubine.
Me: I really want to go back, is it possible?
Three
Me: Just to clarify, I am just a scientific researcher and cannot do business.
Passerby A: Ah, ah, I actually grabbed the new magazine "Vientiane" published by the study!
Passerby B: Ahhhh, I didn't get the new "Butterfly Love" series from Laiyifang! Ask for a high price!
Passerby C: Ah ah, does anyone know where to buy Wei's tissues?
Passerby: Ah, my idol is so beautiful. There will be a performance soon. Please support me.
Emperor: He's from Lao Qi's family! Give your father some of your watermelons and tomatoes? By the way, I plan to go to your barbecue stall in disguise one day. Do you still have the beer?
Me: Again, I don't really know how to do business.
Qin Che: Let me say it again, my Qingqing really doesn't know how to do business, I can afford it! So please don't bother her again, okay? ! ! !
Lin Xuanling*Qin Che
Motto: No matter what situation you encounter, you must work hard