I, Chang Ye, am an outstanding young man in modern times. I lost my father when I was ten years old and my mother when I was fourteen. I worked hard to support myself and raised my brother who was two years older than me. I am so great.
My brother, Chang Ze, is two years older than me, and his waste index is much higher than mine, and he is fierce. Not only do I have to deal with teachers and classmates outside, but I also have to take care of this guy when I get home. Although this person is a cripple, I am so kind-hearted that I can't bear to let my brother suffer, so I take care of the housework at home. Occasionally, when he gets too busy, he will mop the floor (I wash the mop) and wash the dishes (but not the pot). Based on this, we may not be biologically related.
Well, my brother has also sacrificed a lot for this family. He now has a hobby - wearing beautiful little skirts. This is the legacy of wearing women's clothing for live broadcasts in order to make money to support us.
If you come to my house, as soon as you enter the door, you will see a virtuous young man wearing an apron who is still charming - me. At meal time, you will see a beautiful "girl" coming down the stairs on the second floor. Yes, it's not a girl, she's my brother.
I have a childhood friend and good gay friend named Xue Xihao. He is tall, rich and good-looking, but he is almost the same as me except that he is rich. This guy, as his name suggests, is a top student, the kind who has little girls asking questions all day long with their homework books.
One day, he came to my house for dinner, and as expected, he recognized my brother as my sister, and almost fell in love at first sight. Fortunately, my quick eyesight and quick hands pulled off my sister's forehead and my brother's wig, shattering the boy's fantasy on the spot.
One day later, I discovered that I had made two mistakes that day. From then on, I became a redundant person, so redundant that people wanted to remove me from the picture.
Cp: gay friend×brother
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