Lu Tan has a rival from the small bars to the big one. The two always quarrel when they meet, and they hate each other. Moreover, because the rival is extremely homophobic, Lu Tan and him, who are bent like mosquito coils, are even more incompatible.
Until suddenly one day, Lu Tan and his arch-enemy traveled through time at the same time, entering an endangered world full of dangers. The arch-homophobic arch-enemy turned out to be his randomly matched lifelong partner, who couldn't get divorced.
Lu Tan: "..."
Seeing his disbelief, the person in charge of the matching association patted his shoulder and persuaded him: "Although your wife has some brain problems, she is pretty good-looking. Silly wife Wangfu, please stop being so picky..."
Even though it was inappropriate for the occasion, Lu Tan still couldn't hold it back: "... Pfft, silly wife..."
Rival: "..."
Not long after, Lu Tan paid a heavy price for this "silly wife".
——All the materials he earned through hard work were handed over, and he had to wait for food, drinks, and toilets. He praised his wife three hundred and sixty times a day and couldn't repeat it. Three meals a day were cooked and had to be fed to his mouth. Moreover, his sworn enemy would beat him to the point of disowning him if he disagreed with him.
Half a year later, Lu Tan burst into tears at the door of the Matchmaking Association: "Can you give me a different wife? I'm going to be beaten to death..."
When he looked up, his stupid wife and nemesis was standing not far away, holding a mallet and looking at him with a kind face. Lu Tan suddenly shuddered and fell to his knees on the spot: "... I'm just kidding, QAQ"
At the celebration banquet a few years later, the marshal suddenly felt something and hugged the gun barrel and cried sadly: "Why do I have such a cruel wife..."
The soldiers comforted each other: "If it doesn't work with your military exploits, you can find another one..."
Before he finished speaking, Lu Tan raised his eyes and saw his archrival in military uniform walking towards him.
The soldiers immediately shouted: "The opportunity has come!! Divorce him quickly..."
However, Lu Tan, who was complaining about his wife in anger and sorrow a second ago, immediately broke down in tears and laughed. Without any sense of moral integrity, he pounced on her and coquettishly said to her enemy: "Kiss my wife!"
All the soldiers: "..."
Lu Tan, you don't have the heart to trick a dog into a shark!
Intention: Put more love into life, and you can turn into like what you hate