These Words Are Poisonous

Liu Lintang is an online novelist who has lived in Dianjia and Lujiang. Cultivation and house fighting, campus suspense, and competitive apocalypse are all covered. Once I traveled back in time to ancient times, I inherited a small bookstore that was about to close down. Since then, Da Qi Dynasty has set off waves of craze from time to time. 1. At the flower viewing party, the concubine of the Hou family bit her lip and looked at her cousin, on the verge of tears: "Cousin, my sister definitely didn't mean it, and I'm not sad either, really." Everyone turned their heads when they heard the words, looked at each other excitedly, and tacitly said: Oh, it's true, it's true, it's such a big white lotus. The cousin clasped his toes on the ground and felt embarrassed for her. He took out a book and handed it over: "Cousin, please read more of the story book." Your character has been messed up! Cousin: "?" 2. On the way to school one day, some students saw Mr. Lin, who was said to make people run away at the sight of him and change his tone when talking about him. With a serious and serious face that made people panic, he blocked Mr. Liu into a dark place. He escaped in the middle of the battle, ah, no, he rushed for reinforcements, turned around and ran away. Little did they know, the serious Mr. Lin they spoke of was lowering his head and confessing with red ears: "Would you like to have a pure campus love?" Liu Lintang: Wall bang... It's so embarrassing. Who taught you this? == == == [Another new article by the author: "This time I changed the country to protect me". If you are interested, please click and collect it! Copywriting: Xie Yu is a fast-travelling mission worker, affiliated with the Department of Peacekeeping Operations, and runs on the road to save the world every day. After experiencing hundreds of worlds, he finally retired gloriously and came to the retirement world promised by the system. But I didn't expect that the system would throw him into a poor little person. Not to mention his filthy life experience, he was still a piece of shit that everyone on the Internet was shouting about. So, are you here to provide for your retirement, or are you here to perform for the Counterattack Department? He originally wanted to spend his whole life growing flowers and grass, but Xie Yu looked at the three digits in his bank card and the eight digits he owed. He sighed helplessly and decided to work hard and earn money first. But! It's okay to save money, but he really doesn't want to deal with other monsters. He was the one who protected the world in the past. In this life, Xie Yu also wants to experience the feeling of being protected. So who should I choose? After thinking about it for a while, Xie Yu looked at the father of the country. 1. The national talent show "Reaching for the Stars" was officially announced, and "idiot beauty" Xie Yu was actually included in it, causing netizens to ridicule and insult them, waiting to see the joke. Unexpectedly, as soon as the show started airing, netizens all said: Is this treasure boy who dances classical dance, sings opera, and performs boxing Xie Yu? 2. Recently, the country released news that Mr. Just as everyone in Huaguo was squatting excitedly in the live broadcast room, eagerly anticipating what this legendary boss would look like, a familiar figure appeared in the camera. "?!" Everyone's language system collapsed. Xie Yu, who had already earned enough money, leaned lazily next to his lover, picked up the tea at hand and took a sip, thinking that the "protection fee" given to the country this year should be enough. [Demining]: The main character suffers a lot from cheating, and Su Shuang writes a brainless article without logic. Purpose: Only through labor can we become rich