To Survive in the Prehistoric Times [Prehistoric Times]

Not a serious style of writing, but a light-hearted style of writing Shang Qian, who was in the wilderness, did all the stupid things that all time travelers would not do, became a disciple of Tongtian, led the Jiejiao, and never looked back on the road of becoming cannon fodder in the Battle of the Gods. Shang Qian cursed and decided to embrace the saint's lap and make himself the favorite disciple of Sanqing and the favorite disciple of Hongjun Daozu. The most important thing is to mind your own business and not get involved in the cause and effect. Don't you see, Hongyun died because of his nosy business, and the Lich died because of causing trouble? Only by holding on to the saint's thigh and being an honest and loyal little coin can we survive. And impart life lessons to the new disciples: ——If you want to be rich, first embrace your thighs and then plant trees. ——Other people's mountains are our mountains of gold and silver …… Shang Qian's new disciple: "?" After living in poverty for a hundred thousand years. Tiandao: It's time to come up with this Fengshenbe script. Shang Qian waved enthusiastically: "Do you want this golden script with everyone involved, or this silver script with only Tiandao dying?" Tiandao:! ! This guy came out of nowhere and took my position as director! ——Tweet and preview "I Revolted with Qin Shihuang" (The First Emperor and the heroine are in a father-daughter relationship) When Zhao Xi woke up and found himself in the Qin Dynasty, he looked at the gold finger of the technology tree he had brought with him, and at the all-round talent he had just discovered. She fell into deep thought. Some people have golden fingers. Xiang Yu can do it, Liu Bang can do it, so why can't she, Zhao Xi! "Friend, I look at the sky at night and believe that the First Emperor can live for at most seven years. When the world is in chaos, we will surely be able to replace him." Zhao Xi slapped the table: "Let's rebel! When I become emperor, I will make you king!" Qin Shihuang Ying Zheng, who learned that he was expected to be crowned king in the future: "... Okay." So Zhao Xi began to plant sweet potatoes, refine steel, accumulate grain, and build high walls. A few years later, Zhao Xi, who had made all preparations for rebellion, waited and waited, but could not wait for the news of the death of the First Emperor. One day, Qin General Meng Tian led his troops to surround Zhao Xi. The First Emperor stepped down from the carriage and smiled slightly: "Are you surprised?" Intention: Self-reliance and self-reliance