The irrelevant "That Pirate is So Ugly" (Fan)
No names appear in the whole play
Maybe ooc
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In a dangerous sea, there lives a pirate. He behaved wantonly, eating barbecue when he was hungry, drinking beer when he was thirsty, and when he had no money, he robbed nearby travelers or emptied the cabinets of ordinary people's houses.
This pirate is domineering, wearing a children's sweatshirt, a scarf (referred to as a turban), holding an unknown grass in his mouth, kidnapping parrots to work for him, forcing others to bring their pet dogs to join the team, and also claims to make his reputation resound throughout the universe. It's really all bad things.
On weekdays, he lay on a bed made of gold, silver and jewelry, listening to his parrot military counselor report the day's income to him. At the same time, he released the vicious dogs to search for the next target. The dog owner has been oppressed all year round and often cries while holding his silly dog in his arms in the middle of the night.
Intent: One of the four-piece set, fan version