Zhou Youhe traveled through time because he came home after a tired day and sang along to the music playing "Everyone has Maomao on their body, let me sing Maomao for you~"
The damn system background sound sounded cheerfully——
Hello! Congratulations on binding the system. Activation code: Let me sing Maomao for you.
Nani! ! ! ! !
What the hell kind of binding? What the hell kind of system? And what is this weird activation code?
Forget about traveling through time and being a little fox abandoned in the wild.
Zhou Youhe looked at his furry ears and fluffy tail, and inexplicably remembered the system's arrogant activation code: Let me sing Maomao for you~
Maomao~
It's really all hairy.
Zhou Youhe brought into play the spirit of Ah Q, a social animal, and finally accepted his small ears and tail after the process of continuous destruction, reshaping, destruction and reshaping of his three views.
I also found a safety and environmental protection position in a large company - working as a sweeper in the world's number one cultivator sect.
The little fox, a social animal, found that big companies are quite stressful, so the little fox, a social animal, changed his daily stress-relieving activity to sucking himself hard. (Covering face in shame o(*////////*)q )
The leader, Boss Pei, finally discovered Xiaosheju's stress-relieving artifact one day. So the leader couldn't wait to try it. After all, company leaders are also under a lot of pressure!
So Zhou Youhe gradually changed from sucking himself every day to being sucked by others every day.
Fox life is difficult!
Get out of here! TM will be sucked bald by you!
Mission: Love animals, respect animals, and protect animals.