A passer-by interviewed a young handsome guy. The reporter asked him: What do you think is the most outrageous thing between lovers?
Ying Xu faced the camera and answered with a deadpan expression: Hide your gender.
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Ying Xu was deceived in online dating. The day he learned the truth, he learned the hard way and dyed his hair green when he went out.
The liar explained to him that it was not intentional.
Ying Xu posed, took a headshot, sent it and asked: Baby, have you seen it?
In the photo, the boy is wearing a green peaked cap, and his hair is green and even fluorescent.
Ying Xu typed angrily: You cheated on me, you scumbag.
Fraud:?
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Interpol captain Xie Jin captured a group of large-scale transnational online fraud gangs. In the process of informing the victims, he discovered a difficult and handsome young man.
Remarks: 18 years old, 183, loves to act coquettishly, rich second generation.
The victim's name was Ying Xu, who happened to be his neighbor's brother whom he had known for more than ten years.
That day, the young and successful Captain Xie smoked a pack of cigarettes with his eyes filled with vicissitudes of life.
It was getting dark and the smoke was out. Captain Xie reached out and sent the first message to Ying Xu.
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Ying Xu always felt that it was normal for relationships to have ups and downs, so he——
Forgive the gender of your online dating partner.
But I didn't expect a wave——
Can be discounted in half.
The dog man turned out to be Xie Jin whom he had hated the most since childhood! ! !
When he knew the truth, Ying Xu almost instinctively kicked the dog out of the bed.
My neck turned red with embarrassment, as I thought of the coquettish things I had done, the goodnights I had said, and the half-nudging call of "husband." The whole person was so angry that he shut Xie Jin out and scolded him: "Asshole."
Then he threw himself on the bed, buried his face in the quilt, and cursed the annoying guy: "Xie Jin, you better be fine."
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Homophobic, closeted.
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